Severus Snape

Professor Severus Snape; Potions Master and [ex-]Head of Slytherin House; Debtor to the darkness; Accomplished dualist; Man of simple pleasures.

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@hayleylauraa Take a number. There are many others who do, it would seem. Of late, especially. I have no idea why.

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@TolyTolisano No.

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@AlDumby1881 I beg your pardon?

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@BostieBoss10 Unrequited love is overrated.

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@anastasia_isf Dumbledore.

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@pinkdaisyflower I missed it. How disappointing.

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@SheRippedPages He would say...nothing of consequence. What do you expect of me? I don't have a "snark" button you can press repeatedly.

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My comedic efforts must come to an end for the evening. Tragic, I know. I will return at my leisure. Good night.

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@GrassesOfGreen Not here. You know where to find me.

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@GrassesOfGreen I would. Very much, in fact. It has been far too long and the fault is solely mine.

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@GrassesOfGreen A visit from you, if I may be so bold to hope.

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What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? - Nothing. It just let out a little whine. Aha ha ha.

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@AymarieSutter Right...

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@GrassesOfGreen Merlin! I forgot about whisky. I fear Alzheimer's is settling in earlier than I'd like. Ah, but I digress. No. Not correct.

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@AymarieSutter Have you read anything @Lord_Voldemort7 has said? He talks more drivel than tabloid magazines. But yes, Lucius does whine.

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@Ben_Imagines Perhaps it was done on purpose.

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@BrilliantMione In your case, Miss Granger, every time you speak.

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@OhJaneWriter Miss Medbury. What a pleasant surprise. Pray tell, has your heart been wounded?

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@AymarieSutter That photo would have been much better suited for my megalomaniac comrade, Lucius Malfoy.

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@GrassesOfGreen Very few things incite my optimism; however, there is one...