Severus Snape

The truth is never pure and rarely simple.

Follow or face Sectumsempra.

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@NeverAtHogwarts Hex James Potter's broomstick to lodge itself...never mind.

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@NeverAtHogwarts You will if you enjoy detention.

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NTS: Do not eat Milk Duds before giving a tongue lashing. Damn teeth.

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@domasaurusrex I sacrifice my liver for my sanity.

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@lewystn Enjoy Azkaban for your misspelled Unforgivable. #thankMerlinfortheblockbutton

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If I didn't drink more than half my students would be hexed through walls by now. #youknowwhoyouare #dunderheads

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@lewystn Oh Salaz--WHAT?

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@LoonyLoonyLuna I don't give 2 squirts of boggart shit what imaginary creature its been around. #tireiron

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@domasaurusrex Am I sure I want an excuse to drink? Always.

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@domasaurusrex *raises firewhiskey*

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@domasaurusrex Well rare moments should be cherished. #happensonceinalifetime

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@domasaurusrex Well the truth is never pure so I guess you're correct on 2 counts.

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@domasaurusrex I'm strangely...flattered.

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@domasaurusrex And just why not?

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@domasaurusrex Yes I'm just the perfect little snowflake is a sea of shite.

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@domasaurusrex Thankfully none.

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@domasaurusrex Creative is a polite way to describe my decisions.

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@domasaurusrex Or the level of alcohol in one's bloodstream.

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@domasaurusrex Well then it's just a bit awkward and makes me question their standards.

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@LoonyLoonyLuna If dunderheads are dreaming about me then we have problems Miss Lovegood. Problems only a tire iron can solve.