Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody)

Customer satisfaction is a top priority at Silver Shamrock Novelties. Whether it's a lost order or a horrific supernatural death, we're here for you!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Cochran_Hater Thanks a lot. 😒

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@MichaelMyersIM Silver Shamrock’s amazing lineup of Halloween masks!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@HalloweenVerse This movie is a smear campaign against the good name of Silver Shamrock Novelties!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@HMHSecurity Silver Shamrock Novelties cannot be held responsible for diabetic complications resulting directly or indirectly from the Silver Shamrock Shake.

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

Every authentic Silver Shamrock mask comes with logo medallion. If you purchased a mask without one (*cough*temu*cough*) or you let your three year old throw it against the wall, please contact us for a replacement. You’ll be glad to have an authentic mask for the big giveaway!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@KellyMeeker88 We hope you’re selling lots of Silver Shamrock masks! And make sure you’re telling kids about the Horrorthon with the big give away at 9!

PS - we’re starting to think we need to get in on this Christmas business!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@BrackAttack78 Hey. Abuse of ancient symbols is our thing.

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

It’s time! We are proud to announce our brand new lineup of masks for the Halloween season! Three unique, never-before-seen designs. Which is your favorite? Which will you buy? Share your thoughts below! 👇 #halloween #halloweenmask #mask #silvershamrock #silvershamrocknovelties

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@gordedfreemered @SourceHalloween We’d like to send you a free mask. You just have to promise to wear it on Halloween night when you watch the big give away.

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Kyllows @SourceHalloween

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Skullkillerz175 @SourceHalloween We’d like to have a word with you in the test room.

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Cochran_Hater @AnnieBrackett78

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

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[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Cochran_Hater And it’s 100 days till Halloween. Halloween. 100 days till Halloween. Silver Shamrock!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

The commercial drops tonight and runs through midnight on October 31.

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

100 Days Until October!
#Halloween #Autumn #October

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

This is about as cool as you can look. #buysilvershamrock

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

This is about as cool as you can look

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Cochran_Hater @Normankillfm Um. Okay. Wow. We don’t come on here to criticize your “doctoring.”

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

The first ever Santa Mira Pride Parade is about to step off. The line up is fabulous. Too bad our residents won't be able to enjoy it on account of it being past curfew. #pride #parade #prideparade #santamira #silvershamrock #curfew

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

Limited time offer!

[Silver Shamrock Customer Service (Parody) @SSNoveltiesCS]

@Deckard_Myles Hey. Send us your address real quick.