joseph

this is nothing to me

[joseph @ssorC]

read the blog
https://t.co/6vfjF739nK

[joseph @ssorC]

fear is the mind killer

[joseph @ssorC]

manspreading on the orange line metro

[joseph @ssorC]

two honks for a black escalade that crawled up to a green light and then just sat there as if it were red

[joseph @ssorC]

starting a log of every time i have to honk or am honked at while driving

[joseph @ssorC]

silver honda crv asleep at the light change. shot him a quick but full-bodied honk

[joseph @ssorC]

setting my slack status to the beer emoji when i’m drinking on the weekend

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

[joseph @ssorC]

@xbtBNV @NEETWorldOrder house centipede

[joseph @ssorC]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[joseph @ssorC]

this is actually just how boys message each other in the group chat

[joseph @ssorC]

the national football league is dismantling my early bedtime

[joseph @ssorC]

Could I interest sir in a baby carrot?

Hmm yes — though tell me, is it wet?

Like it’s been sprayed with a hose, sir

[joseph @ssorC]

Help! I’m hungover!

[Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett]

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

[joseph @ssorC]

they are listening

[joseph @ssorC]

here's how to make spotify 100x better
- bring back dms
- activity feed on profiles you can like/comment on
- let users 'pin' a song on their profile
- top 8 friends

[joseph @ssorC]

hey dude could you pick up a horn of plenty on the way over

[joseph @ssorC]

companies should encourage more horseplay in the office

[joseph @ssorC]

@BassBrendanish @ATPhillips666 @laserloony @5tephenRN @AllisonRFloyd He said the opposite of what you quoted

[joseph @ssorC]

hello losers can we stop saying “this is the way”

[joseph @ssorC]

@buccocapital Missing 6 or 7 “totally”s

[joseph @ssorC]

hey man have you been using that lavender pillow mist i got you?