SSRI Humor

You HAVE to be medicated to laugh at this shit. DM for submissions.

[SSRI Humor @SSRIHumor]

Just an FYI this is all your fault, zoomers. If any of you were capable of being funny and didn't have shit taste this shit wouldn't have murdered comedy.

[Western Revivalist @Western1Revival]

This rape gang report is legitimately worse than the Holocaust. I'm not even saying that to be edgy or antisemitic. It's just true.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

You cannot have a mass rape covered up like this in one of THE first world countries for 70 odd years and expect me to believe that everyone in power deserves to be allowed anywhere near so much as a phone to share an opinion for the rest of their lives

[Bernard Goldsmith Made Lowtax Kill Himself @fleshsimulator]

This is like something out of the fucking Turner Diaries

what the fuck

[Bernard Goldsmith Made Lowtax Kill Himself @fleshsimulator]

This is, bar none, the worst thing I have ever read. I have known about the Rape Gangs longer than a lot of americans, but even I did not grasp the scope or scale of what went on. Forget about Epstein, this was a crime against humanity on the scale of the Holocaust, of the Khmer Rouge, or of the lsraeIi atrocities in Gaza.

This was the systematic, intentional, targeted kidnapping, rape, torture and murder of White, Christian girls in England, specifically chosen due to their race and religion.

11 year olds had their vaginal walls used as bottle openers, and were then forced to consume the alcohol. Girls were raped with car keys and and baseball bats. 12 year olds with whiskey bottles inserted into their anus and smashed. Pre-teens raped by dogs.

The NHS is complicit. The British police is complicit. Damn near every single british politician over the past thirty years is complicit. The media is complicit. Anyone who ran cover for this must be put to death following a tribunal.

Nothing short of the public executions of tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of people, followed by the deportation of millions more is sufficient. Nothing will provide justice; that is the scale of the action required to merely get this to stop.

[Jamahiriya al-Juche🇬🇭🇨🇻 @ayo_platano]

To be fair, this is what Moses (AS) came back to after literally freeing them from slavery in Egypt

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I think you underestimate how much testicle-punching Canada is willing to inflict upon itself in this sphere. Just ask the news links we can't share on Facebook anymore.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Dusting off ol’ reliable for this one

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

I have never seen this video before.

But this perfectly justifies everything 2016 and on from the right. This is the most backwards dystopian shit

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

You know where you catch a teenager smoking, so you force him to smoke the entire pack until he's sick? That's what someone decided to do to Canada with woke politics.

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

Once again, we see that the only attack anyone can make against hobbyism is that you don't end up with some material gain at the end. No one can explain why this is actually bad. It's just an assertion.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Tom Brady’s hobby was being a professional football player and making millions and millions of dollars and being the greatest quarterback of all time and his wife still got annoyed by the lack of attention he gave her and had an affair. I think we can ignore stated preferences.

[♡ @internett_baby]

If a man pays child support, and finds out later the child isn't even his, the mother should have to pay all of it back no ifs, ands, or buts. People arguing against this are wild.

[The Great Canadian Bagel @BagelPolling]

In a society where 19% of the Federal budget is unfunded transfers to old people for being old and only 5.5% is transfers to families are we really surprised that our population doesn't have children? We have an intrinsic Ponzi scheme at the basis of our society.

[Exiled Komi 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇳🌹 @Hidden_Collect]

It's definitely due to this and not the fact they eat a diet composed of 90% carbs

[Lancevideos @lancevideos]

Liberal woman will say this after voting to import 10 million people to replace her.

[The Punished Epistemologist @Igor282159]

You’re literally using India as an example of a terrible country whilst advocating for unrestricted migration from India to America

Freudian slip