Sarcastic Sweetie

• I thrive off of sass, sangria, and sarcasm. #BiteMe

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

Every day is leg day when you're running from your problems.

[CurvyLadyProbs @CurvyLadyProbs]

💫 Who else is feelin’ a follow spree? Well we have to support anything local, esp music, and those just starting out. The fact that @TFTNProductions is LIVE has me hella psyched!!! Follow this kick ass group to get a follow from me, and them! (*must be following both) ...and GO!

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

😸😻😾

[CurvyLadyProbs @CurvyLadyProbs]

Today is wild and it is yours.

[CurvyLadyProbs @CurvyLadyProbs]

MATERIALISM — How often do you treat yourself and shop? For excessive things, that aren't necessities or essentials.
🛍💳👔📦⌚️

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

...aaannndddd the Queen lived happily ever after, in her own damn castle, with her own money & took care of her fucking self.

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

You must learn a new way to think before you can master a new way to be.

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

*eats 14 chunks of cheese*

I dunno why my stomach hurts

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

I'm getting back all the energies stolen from me.

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

every student right now

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

him: "babygirl"

me: *SCREAMS*

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

I'm nicer when I like my outfit

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

Take a deep breath.

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

every morning should consist of bacon, blunts, and booty rubs - in no specific order

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

Never run back to what broke you.

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

a dude will guard his phone like it's the fucking secret krabby patty formula 😭😂

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

One life.
Just one.

so why aren't we all running like we are on fire towards our wildest dreams?

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

Guy: awe you're blushing :)

Me: yeah it was $30

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

me after lurking

[Sarcastic Sweetie @Sssaucy]

I used to constantly hope that you'd bring me flowers.

Now I plant my own.