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Back at it, deep in Russian territory, and dousing his fear in Vodka @edgerkastner is bringing you the kino experience RIGHT INTO YOUR HOME or where ever the fuck you're watching this from.
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Hey, reality is tough right now, let's take a moment to go back to the halcyon days of youth.
You know, when your mom was only dabbling in meth, not hooked.
Know By Heart is back up, hosted by @edgerkastner
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Whew, now that @edgerkastner is done with that TERRIBLE walking simulator, it's time for...
Another walking simulator!
How terrible.
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One man, one game, a thousand reasons to just stop playing it and finally get some viewers.
@edgerkastner however, is not a smart man.
Mosterpiece T-ater is back again wasting Twitch bandwidth.
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I just want it to be over. I want out of this David Cage I've put myself into.
Beyond: Two Souls continues on Mosterpiece T-ater w/ @edgerkastner
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Beyond: Too Long is yet again the feature on tonight's stream. @edgerkastner really should've just played Spider-Man for his Dafoe fix
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Ok, technical issues have been resolved without a single 'ghost in the shell' joke being uttered.
It is a miracle.
@edgerkastner is praying for the miracle of a fucking hard drive crash so he doesn't have to play Beyond: Two Souls. YEA RIGHT HAVE FUN
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An ancient evil awakes...
The dreaded movie game haunts the Twitch halls once again, join @edgerkastner in his hunt to reach the credits already. For fucks sake.
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in 20 minutes @edgerkastner delves back into Beyond: Two Souls in an effort to be the first person to ever actually bother to finish it.
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Starting up at the top of the hour is Know By Heart, a game made by Russians! Russia is in the news for some reason so now's the time to be topical, right?
No, my heart.
Non-special Valentine's Day stream of Ice Pick Lodge's new game, #knowbyheart
Yeah, gotta use them metrics, and get them BIG vbucks.
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Twitch ain't gonna crack tha cracker.
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Rogue It Right is the new idea we're hoping will make us big youtube/twitch/twitter stars, plz watch & help our rise to the top over you talentless plebs.
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Sure, it's November, but the spooks haven't stopped for @edgerkastner in his quest to become the world's scariest ghost. You know, when the game actually lets him do something.