KETA-MAN 🐴

Progression at it’s finest. Thank The Universe. Elizabeth 💖

[John Smith @verypopularname]

I believe the Mexican duck comes from Waddle-ajara.

[Alien Perspective @WigglyAir]

yall so busy being divided
you forgot you were being conquered

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Aint no shortcuts.. Go through dat fire nigga

[fidelio (brb checking the chain) @NateLawson]

There are people convinced Justin Gaethje filled his gloves with plaster or rocks before fighting Ilia Topuria. These people vote. They drive cars. They may even operate heavy machinery in the workplace. Horrifying.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

As a man you must learn the art of quick resets, a bad day shouldn’t lead to a bad week & a bad week doesn’t mean you have a bad life.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Every time Whoopi Goldberg opens her mouth about racism, hate, and “division,” I flash right back to that 1993 Friars Club roast.

There she was, glowing, laughing, loving every second, while the man she was dating, Ted Danson, strutted on stage in blackface, cracking jokes at her event.

She didn’t storm out.

She didn’t scream “racism!”

She was beaming. Happy as hell.

Yet today, we’re supposed to believe she’s outraged by the very things she once laughed through and defended.

Because that’s what I can’t reconcile.

She’s a paid performer. A Hollywood lifer who has spent decades in the spotlight, and to me, the contrast between then and now raises a lot of questions.

She’ll condemn behavior today that she appeared willing to overlook when it involved someone close to her.

Hands down.

That’s why I have a hard time taking the outrage seriously.

The hypocrisy is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Wake up, folks… She’s a Hollywood grifter!

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Peace on earth is just shutting the fuck up. Dont rush. Letting that car merge. Sharing the arm rest on the plane. Letting unc put his numbers in…

Just chill. Fuck it.
There is no finish line

Let it happen

[m @333micc]

siempre es la misma mierda, hablas de ellos públicamente te arruinan la carrera la cabeza y apareces suicidado o te moris en un accidente, si seguis negando que esto pasa sos un mogólico irrecuperable y estas totalmente lobotomizado por los jews

[ᴮᵃᵇʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵈ ᵃˢˢᵃˢˢⁱⁿ 🎭 @shotbysteph30]

Dude even lost his real name to a murderer

[MattsGottaKnow @MattsGottaNo]

I’ll admit this just made my jaw drop! GREAT CATCH.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soccer was on, UFC was on, and niggas was watching Love Island tucked under a blanky, by themselves

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Josh Hokit just called Michelle Obama a man after his knockout win 🤯

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Tyga and Fenix Flexin are cooking up some 80's vibes in the studio.

How's it sounding? 🤔

[dahlia kurtz ✡︎ דליה קורץ @DahliaKurtz]

Jerry Seinfeld keeps getting ambushed. And keeps batting 1000.

"I don't care about Palestine." Undefeated. 🐐

[f⌖ @ohfold]

after everything he been thru he can still hit pure flow state like nothing happened

[𝗭𝗼𝗻𝗲 @twtbyzone]

ICEMAN isnt even a month old....

[JOE PESCI @40acresNuhblunt]

This be niggas 😭😭😭😭😭

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

All that fashion designer shi didn’t work bro has to come back to streaming LMAOO

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

We all know the one clip they will delete, right into the Memory Hole.