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Statistician 😊,
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former student UOE
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[alpha @Staceyomw]

To many more years 🥂

[alpha @Staceyomw]

Nothing humbles you like your first international flight. I was busy telling people, "You have to be at the airport 2 hours early." I got there Monday at 8 p.m. for a 00:30 Monday flight... I wasn't early—I was conducting a post-flight inspection. 😂

[Joshua Sere @sere_joshua]

Ile base yetu tunakulianga ugali nyama na 70 bob, naona daktari wawili ndani na gari ya polisi nje

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Document your life and stop being weird, nobody cares bro, have your fun and share those moments.

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

huyu ananiambia "you precisely pretend to be stoic yet you are very petulant" najiskia kama form 2 drop out😭😂😂

[ThreadVaultKe @Tweets_by_jnr]

The girlfriend you took to school as soon she gets employed 💀

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Kuna dem mrembo alafu kuna dem mweupe. usikuwa confused

[Greg♱ @Gregiskingfasho]

Steveeeeeee

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

CHELSEA!!!!!

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

Estêvão Willian Almeida de Oliveira Gonçalves.

Remember the name. 🇧🇷✨

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interest or passions and is still confused about their career

[alpha @Staceyomw]

The BAG should stop pretending — don’t call it a party, just say it’s a beauty expo with background music.

[alpha @Staceyomw]

The BAG should stop pretending — don’t call it a party, just say it’s a beauty expo with background music.

[Oundo @fewchuree]

Kairo turned from a Millionaire to mlinionea

[Evans @coolest_evans]

It’s Monday but I’m tired already. 🥹

[Julio🦯 @JSupercharge]

Got a package from the US, can’t wait to see what’s inside 🥹 okay sawa to touch basi

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

‼️They [Chelsea] are playing very good football right now. No team in England is more effective at generating high quality looks for their forward, their average xG per shot at 0.15, more than 30 percent better than the average shot across the top flight.

That goes most of the way to explaining why they sit ninth in the league for shots but second for xG.

@jamesbenge | @CBSSports

[alpha @Staceyomw]

From the moment that I wake up, until I lay my head, I will sing of the goodness of God

[alpha @Staceyomw]

I feel sorry for this Manchester united fans. Every fucking week they have dealt a shitty VAR decision. To stop the game almost 60 secs after the event is baffling. It is a regular penalty box scuffle and rarely do you award them as penalties.