Jacob Christensen

Pisces ♓️☀️ Leo ♌️⬆️ Scorpio ♏️🌙 ———Kai Wachi | IsoXO | Will Sparks | Illenium ———

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@benduhqueen Literally what more do we need?

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@McClane_rs That ratio disagrees, chump

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@marywnstead @Iammonique05 This is a ridiculous take.. you don’t even know how she looks other than “pregnant.”

He’s simply saying he wants to compliment her and knows it’s more meaningful from a stranger..

Y’all are weird weird

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@amalaekpunobi Emotional manipulation recorded and posted to the internet is certainly one way to live your life..

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@QueenAnticommie The most eloquent idiot I’ve ever heard..

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@P202641716 @alexxistexxxas Three points, 1. She said discussing not disgusting. 2. She was quoting what an article said even if she HAD said disgusting she wasn’t presenting it as her own opinion. 3. Not being able to drive stick as a fully formed adult man is kinda pathetic. 🤷‍♂️
Sucks to suck buddy.

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@alexxistexxxas Learned to drive stick in my exes 97 TJ wrangler 🫶🏻

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@TrumpsHurricane Hey hey hey, let’s not put ourselves under any nonexistent restraints…

He’s both.

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@SimonW53159 @MAGAVoice Oh were you screaming this when your child sniffing president was in office ALSO NOT RELEASING THE FILES?

Stupidest group of no-short-term-memory-having idiots I’ve ever seen.

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@kello37939 @trackingdonald Let us know when you get there

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@StaceyVaughn @jk_rowling You mean like almost every other female writer on the planet earth? Weird

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@sanjiv_ranjan @MAGAVoice We know we watch y’all bathe in shit-filled rivers

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@Vanderbilt83 @GenX_Lesbian Hey old lady, I know the internet is a difficult place to navigate but the OP is a woman..

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@pmofahjr @Uncommonsince76 None of these videos y’all are idolizing show a single incident where black folks don’t immediately jump on the bandwagon talkin about “we’re sick of this!”

Keep holdin yourself down tellin us all how much your oppressed. Mindless dumb fucks

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@Jonny_2cold @Uncommonsince76 Oh yeah, I see how a white man hitting a black man equals a black man knocking out a white woman.

You’re right 🤡

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@YieldHunterX @Uncommonsince76 You’re a retard. Get off the internet

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@TaraBull808 I think this is the white privilege I’ve heard so much about

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@JoJoFromJerz So just to be clear your whole platform is built on aggressive rage baiting and you wanna post something genuine and you’re surprised by this type of attention?

Hopefully they do find something while you’re there.. like confirmation of a brain inside your skull.

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@DConcini369 @reddit_lies Bro take your cage off, it’s cutting off the circulation to your tiny brain.

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@compodulator @men_are_human OR you could try understanding that your partner shouldn’t have ill intent toward you. If they’re asking you to wear something specific is it too much for you to oblige?

Non relationship people trying to create relationships with none of the building blocks. 🫡