Greg Haugen

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@thesaddesttweet @milkisgood4you_ Learn to read palms or build a joke into it. Maybe the unique approach and humor gets a date. If not, still held her hand

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@siyandamilano @milkisgood4you_ Eh, if that’s the standard you set. When we’re figuring out where to go, I throw out “where did you say you were buying me lunch?” When it’s time to pay, I got no problem picking it up but the way she reacts determines if we do it again. Independence is attractive. 🤷‍♂️

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@anonthinker7 @milkisgood4you_ The hidden quests will surely be the most important but the only seer of the harrowing tasks is the siren turned succubus. God speed

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@Gray_Smoke_Fox @milkisgood4you_ Got another one! Def needs the baseline knowledge before moving further. “Son, you’ve heard about the birds, the bees, storms and babies etc. your comment indicates, not a chance your venture far enough from moms teat to engage with a real live woman. Musk-sex slavebot ftw troll

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@realDonaldTrump Do something productive and put down your BlackBerry. Yes, I don’t want you to throw a tantrum so you can have ONE episode of Maury after you watch Wapner.

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@elonmusk @grok if by DonnytheDope’s @TheReal64972507 standards, where low ratings=job loss, from 1-100, considering Nielsen (which the antiquated& ignorant prez would rely on) vs his approval ratings In relation to where each started their current position. Who should be fired?

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@WokeRightBot @tstorm05 @1776General_ And my nephew with downs is smarter and hugs better than you. Have a great day mouth breather!! 🤜🤛

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@patriot7555094 @1776General_ It’s just you and your ilk “Fake-riots” just secede then the rest of us don’t have to listen to this complete lunacy and we’ll be better off without that attitude. your pseudo Christianity is showing. You Can’t understand Jesus loving everyone including his enemies-hypocrisy yay!

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@JaxenTrae1 @MichaelZygi @1776General_ You’re assuming he knows how and will actually educate himself through reading. People like this already know EVERYTHING and only listen to affirmation. Ignorance not dirty word, it’s opportunity to learn & grow. the ones that need to hear that the most wont open their mind to it

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@MichaelZygi @1776General_ Right, cuz zygimantaitis screams 100% American heritage. Like Rush Limbaugh just begging for attention no matter what kind. If you seriously believe this just crawl back in to the primordial ooze and regress to a simple invertebrate that can’t see colors. You win, we all win 🥳

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@Ihartitz just wish the coaches would've given him a chance to do the same in week 1. "hey guys, we're getting torched by JJ all over the field." JA - "I got it coach." "Nah, let's just see if ARodg can skip OTAs with a new set of rookie WRs and carry us..." that worked well. GL in NYC

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@Ihartitz and yet...

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@RGIII who says you can't get laundry done toting around the munchkin with a ear infection? Doesn't seem to be bothering him 🤷‍♂️ But take note of your secret weapon when in sherpa-mode, the grabber. Get one, thank me later 🤜🤛 #NextLevelDadding

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@PYaunce @Ihartitz so do Ronald Jones and Melvin Gordon 🤷‍♂️

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@GoodReddit Ah yes, all hail the floating bioluminescent space rock! We’re not worthy, light plus he’s always smiling and projecting positive energy. #MoonOfTheYear #IndisputableInternetFacts

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@AirbnbHelp They are threatening to cancel and reading up, they have nothing stopping them but up to $100 withheld. We paid $7k for 3 night stay. Policy says listing has to include any additional requirements

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

@AirbnbHelp We booked a stay 1+ month ago for a stay starting this Friday. The host is now stating we will not be allowed in without their "at home" covid screening: temps, questionnaire, etc. They had nothing on the listing about this, do we have to comply?

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

https://t.co/xdV8mYsfZP

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

Come show your skills on the table of tennis with your fellow JNUCers! #JNUC2019 #pingpong

[Greg Haugen @Stacko66]

#pulse19 some great sessions so far this morning