Quotes from the Stack Overflow company chat, often devoid of context. Managed by @caro_guindon, previously by @balpha & @bethadevine. Not at all official.
1. Vibe coding didn't help, need to take a sick day if my allergies don't get better, body thinks the grass will kill me
2. Touching grass is taking a whole new meaning here
3. I choose to interpret this as "Claude gave me the plague"
4. Sometimes the vibes are full of pollen