StacyKessler

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Can we stop saying "game of telephone" as if we still use telephones to talk to each other? Maybe we should try "Game of never answering unknown numbers and responding with a text asking what they want" instead.

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

"We don't want to use a swastika in a kids show because it's such a hateful symbol. But we've already called them Nazis, maybe we should just do it?"
"I've got an idea with a little less bite." #heyarnold #frownyface

[Andrew Conneen @aconneen]

Brrrrrr kills Hamilton again.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

@TIME

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

@sethwanta I'm pretty sure I played the kat timpf in my junior high orchestra.

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

KZB must be really bad at those find the difference pictures in @Highlights. "What difference!?" #rhoa

[Kim ZolciakBiermann @Kimzolciak]

People are fuckin SICK!! Get the fuck out here!! No post was taken down and no photo has been nor will ever be edited of my children! I will no longer stand for this bullshit!

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Only vote for politicians who identify with the right Lebowski. #BlueWave

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

You get a song or a monologue. You don't get both. #emmys

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

@PumpRules is the grocery store sushi of tv. you know it's gonna be kinda gross but you can't stop yourself.

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

@TheStacyKessler Hi MilMker Stacy. Maybe just link to your instagram instead of ending up giving me an unintended @ mention?

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Is it called #MissUniverse because we broadcast it to other universes in an effort to convince them there's no intelligent life in ours?

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Man, Vern Schiller has done really well for himself since he got released from Oz #GoldenGlobes

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Discovered a type of YouTube videos I didn't know about: Tiny animals eating tiny versions of food. Yes, please. https://t.co/xInKQktqJC

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

I'm sad the Bears season is over, but I am confident beards will continue to own Chicago, playoffs or not. #beardownchicago

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

I bought http://t.co/SB2vXKvIUa. Now what to do? Anyone know anyone? Or go w/ company like @SonyPictures? @ClickHole? @Gawker? @funnyordie?

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

I switched my main online news source from @CNN to @BBCNewsUS and I am better for it. #morelikeseeinane

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Why/How is #19Kids and Counting so watchable? It defies explanation.

[Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers]

With all the plastic surgery I've had I'm worried that when I die, God won't recognize me!

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

@LCCARLTON Just read comments on baby sleep piece. Clearly super controversial (& not new) Why didn't you include opposing view in article?

[StacyKessler @StacyKessler]

Just installed the new #Android update. No Swype and Texts is now "Messagin". I hate Kit Ka.