Bonobo Chimp

Fitness instructor living on the Canaries

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@uscfan981 People priding themselves in making a skip bayless list lmao

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@CookedByScott I mean none of the guys who say Larry Bird can tell you a single statline of his without looking it up or watched him play in the last 30+ years.

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@Runnin4Jesus24 Kinda crazy...that 2 of the worst players to be all stars are both Kobe Bryant. Not sure I remember a lot of players worse than those 2 seasons.

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@nysoxfan79 BB the only sport with fans this delusional lmao you rarely ever see a soccer fan to go "yeah Pele was better than Messi" and if so we just tell them to go get their pills.

Like go back and watch any sport from that time, not how you remember it from 30-40 years ago. Disgusting.

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@LeGOATBurner23 It's ok to not know ball or ever play a Teamsport. You probably won't ok tho

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@LeGOATBurner23 World famous LeBron Dickrider Tim Duncan I guess. Fantasy world.

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@LeGOATBurner23 3 IQ.

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@Tekae0 @Jaquarius2000 @CoreyB08 Oh no, bubu played on a little ankle sprain.

Bron had like a half a million issues with sprained ankles and foot injuries since his 2020 ring and you never hear anyone mention it. We only talk about him "only winning one ring in LA" but Kobe we pretend Kobe's career ended 2010🤡

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@1cameronj The excuses go hard.

But I guess standards are just different if you aren't a top 10 all time player.

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@LURKIIIIV @Ahcenelife007 Name one finals team that had a worse supporting cast than.

Old man Kyrie, PJ Washington, Daniel Gafford and DJJ with a rookie center as 6th man.

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@Ahcenelife007 Lukas problem was and will always be his body giving up on him. This man has no knees and a bad back since being fucking 25 years old.

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@jgd0634 Kobe would have 0 championships if he was drafted by the Cavs.

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@Tekae0 @Jaquarius2000 @CoreyB08 Anytime Kobe has any injury it's completely fine for him to get swept or even miss the playoffs, it's so hilarious.

But I guess greats just get treated differently and guys who aren't top 10 like Kobe just don't get held to the same standards as someone like Bron.

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@1cameronj I love that anytime someone got the "Kobe procedure" on the Achilles tear people started to get scared how they come back until every athlete in the league came back just as strong and people realised it wasn't actually the procedure, old Kobe was just not good enough to do shit.

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@LeGOATBurner23 I mean why would you care what Duncan said, he was only on the opposing team and you clearly watched the stat sheet very well with your 3 IQ points.

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@Mavrickkfc3 @afrohusker Yeah and none of those bums could actually play basketball lmao

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@LeGOATBurner23 It's ok you just don't know ball. Fortunately for you we don't have a guy like Tim Duncan to clown your sorry ass for your stupid opinions.

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@1cameronj Ahhhh now it's the excuses, weird how that never counts for LeBron but for Kobe he never gets carried and if he loses it's because of his teammates :)

Imagine LeBron didn't get a FMVP in 60% of his rings and played with the most dominant player ever lmaooo

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@LeGOATBurner23 I mean who even is Tim Duncan when you can also listen to retarded lowlifes on twitter.

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@SaraTheViqueen Sometimes I wonder if people posting this just ragebait or if they are genuinely retarded.

Did this person just want Michael Jordan over LeBron for "Player of the century" because LeBron is a loser???

Michael Jordan? That cant be serious.