Stafturd

🌹 getting fatter everyday. he/him

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

DSA is going to give the GOP more power, as compared to democrats who have given the GOP all three branches of government and lost us fundamental legal protections for generations

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Not joking but @elonmusk should have to pay for this right?

You broke it, why do we all have to pay for it?

[Stafturd @Stafturd]

@mistercecil @THR Shut up you fucking loser. Jfc.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

When your girlfriend gets an A on her social studies test

[Fixing Bread Prices @getupgetfree]

Jake tapper is going to personally assassinate a Palestinian on air

[Stafturd @Stafturd]

@ImKingGinger @HasturFlax @rayrayishappy You fucking loser

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

They will literally ban this in the United States because some dental corporation cries to the government that it will lose money.

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Rush Limbaugh was taking 60 Vicodins and broadcasting 3 hours a day for decades you fucking pussy

[Stafturd @Stafturd]

Only gay men have this much hubris.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday.

Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.

[Daulton Varsho Enjoyer @varshos_glove]

Thin Blue Line Batman logo is such a baseball player tattoo oh my lord

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

Matt Damon get ready to crease your hat

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Look at the art in the background of this Epstein class pervert

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

lol

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

When Neil Gorsuch tried for 2 years to sell his $1.8M property with no luck, but only 9 days after getting confirmed to the Supreme Court, sold it to a lawyer with multiple cases before SCOTUS, then failed to disclose the buyer’s identity - there’s a stench on the bench.

[italien feeld / super structure podcast dot com @julianfeeld]

Tomorrow is launch day for Super Structure, a podcast about the many shapes of power co-hosted by myself and Jon Gabrus. We’ll cover the power of propaganda, political repression, and revolutionary struggles the world over. Episode 0 is already up. Link below.

[Mark @markaprovost]

Barney Frank literally dying on CNN while denouncing trans kids in sports is all time peak for the Dem brand

[Stafturd @Stafturd]

@WSJ @WSJFreeEx @WSJopinion @jamesbmeigs Lmao

[Lala @hermithick]

lebron venting to this kid is the funniest thing i’ve seen in awhile

[Alexis Franklin @alexisvicki]

I posted this on Instagram yesterday and got flooded with comments of relief that this gag in The Devil Wears Prada 2 was created by an actual human (me), so I figured I’d also post it here because I think these companies should get their flowers when they hire an artist.