Stagejoke West Scot

Passing on updates to victims of the farcical service from Stagecoach with a passive aggressive twist (Parody)

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@Buses_McGills Efficiency !?..... Reliability!?...... not on our watch !!!! Make them wait in the freezing cold that's our policy

[The Admiral Woods @TheAdmiralWoods]

That’s just about a wrap for us pre Christmas. Merry Christmas to all our customers, suppliers and the bus queue for the X77 across the road from the pub. We are glad you can come to us for a pee when you’re waiting on the bus. Makes it all worthwhile.

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@StageJokee Wit fur

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

Due to unforseen circumstances of a forecasted storm we have increased our services to a reduced service, Thank you for your patience. SJ

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@brucewallace67 @MarkGib63295076

[Mark Gibson @MarkGib63295076]

The 4.37 X77 was full again tonight at Waterloo Street, but it's OK, as the driver told those left on the pavement that another bus is coming. @Stagejoke

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@MarkGib63295076 Hi Mark thanks highlighting this. Our drivers are all fully trained on whataaboutery and rest assured we simply don't give a fuck as we have a full bus and you will still wait 👍

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@MarkGib63295076 @StagecoachWScot Sorry to hear this Mark but we did give a shitey free coffee out a few weeks ago so we don't see what your problem is

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@TommyCl97045284 @StagecoachWScot Thanks Tommy, We will pass this onto the depot manager 😉

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@MarkGib63295076 @StagecoachWScot Hi Mark, thanks for your question. The reason is our priority is to provide a service for OAPs with bus passes oppose to naive customers who actually pay for the service. Hope this helps we will be in touch with our next price hike 👍

[Mark Gibson @MarkGib63295076]

These new @StagecoachWScot buses on the X77 route are excellent. Except for the folk standing at Waterloo Street who can't get on because it's full! Why are the double deckers (with 20 more seats) running at lunchtime when it's quieter? @Stagejoke

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

Almost like they picked Rahul weeks ago 🤔 #GBBOFinal

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@BBCNews Concerned this may offend someone flying over

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@AJB1916 @StagecoachWScot @ScotRail Pfffft good luck way that

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

If you are a Scotrail ticket holder please don't think you are getting on our super efficient always on time buses.... you can do one!

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@TommyCl97045284 @Buses_McGills @NoConceptOfTime @StagecoachWScot 5 years I was... they have no interest in improving customer service. It's a box tick service for pensioners. Best thing I did

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@TommyCl97045284 @Buses_McGills @NoConceptOfTime @StagecoachWScot Answer was simple for me ... two grand of my money is best spent elsewhere

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@Flashforward999 @StagecoachWScot And the depot said...

[Stagejoke West Scot @Stagejoke]

@BBCNews