Shit Stageys Say

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*first day of reh meet and greet*

“Hello, my name is _____ and I will be playing ensemble”

*everyone laughs from nerves*

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"I've started playing an instrument"

"Oh really? What?"

"The Ukulele"

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"I don't read reviews"

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"I'm back in funemployment everyone, so if anyone knows of any teaching work then let me know"

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"I'm on hold."

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"I'll start a WhatsApp group"

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"The singing in La La Land is terrible, why don't they cast proper musical theatre people"

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"It's been a hard year for everyone"

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"10am show, let's do this"

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"So can't see myself ever performing on Broadway now"

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#Acting

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"Have you worked at The Nash?"

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"Cheeky 2 show day today. Let's do this!"

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"Why are the girls in full make up?"

#StageSchoolE4
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"Drama school is NOTHING like that!"

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"She wasn't even the best singer in Girls allowed"

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"Summer Strallen posted in Ensemble"

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"Yeah, but can she act?"

STAGEY MELTDOWN

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"I'd like to see him belt out Defying Gravity with a sore throat"

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"Can't wait for tonight guys!"

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