Stagger McTipsy, Captain Awesome Motherfucker

Don't bother following; I post rarely and get paranoid when being followed. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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In Twitter, Elon bought a thoroughbred capable of winning the Triple Crown and rode it straight into the glue factory. Now Twitter has become a boring cesspool of ignorance and lies, and I'm sick of wallowing in this shit puddle. I'll be in that blue sky from now on instead.

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@dropping_gloves I just want to say how amused I was at John's comment that he's happy to not be Stevie Y. Sure, being a Stanley Cup-winning hall of fame who lights cigars with stacks of hundreds must really suck. Way better to be the guy living armpit-deep in snow raising chickens and 9 women.

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@MrSeanGerber How many Super Bowls did the Los Angeles Rams win without Matthew Stafford?

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@NFL_DougFarrar Spags did it to Tom Brady when he was with the Giants, too.

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@NFL_DougFarrar George Carlin as well.

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@CodyLeachYT People are simple animals who resist the fact a movie can be more than one thing. Is Elf a Christmas movie? Yes. Is Elf a comedy movie? Yes. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yes. Is Die Hard an action movie? Yes. Things don't always have to be mutually exclusive.

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@CodyLeachYT 'Tis the season. People mail many things around this time of year, hence delays.

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@SamMonsonNFL URGENT MESSAGE: You said your only option left for Movember is to go Hitler. Fuck that, go REVERSE Hitler! Just shave the spot directly under your nose. You'll totally look like the coolest supervillain ever.

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@DefectorMedia Maybe try putting it on YouTube so, unlike Twitch, viewers don't have to watch 11 minutes of a screensaver before the show starts. Just a thought.

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@ConnorJRogers @TampaBayTre I especially liked the idea of hiring a GM that evaluates talent. Mind blowing. To continue this revolutionary line of thought, I'd even suggest hiring a coach who coaches, a quarterback who throws, receivers who catch, running backs who run, offensive lineman who block, etc.

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@CodyLeachYT
Re: "Creatures of the Night" episode from last year. You absolutely MUST clip the snippet where Lomax talks about Let the Right One In and says "chop my penis off, grow out my hair, make myself look like a girl" and then drop it in when he least expects it.

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@CodyLeachYT @CriticsChoice The cool thing is you got it just by being yourself. Think about it: Oscars are awarded to people who do the best job at pretending to be someone else. You got rewarded for NOT being someone else. Plus (like the Oscars) the reward might come with free drinks, hookers and blow.

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Just a reminder: artificial intelligence is always artificial, but not always intelligent.

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Almost Half: Chatbots Approaching a 50% Failure Rate

NewsGuard's October AI Misinformation Monitor examines the top 10 chatbots, including @xai's Grok and @Google’s Gemini.

Read our full report here: https://t.co/i5nf88GUMX

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@PFF If I had to guess? I'd say COACHING (or lack thereof). First lesson that should be taught is DON'T DROP THE BALL. The part about "when going into the end zone" should be implied in that simple instruction.

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@AP Here's what the title *should* have been: "NEWSFLASH -- COACHES LIE."

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@brgridiron Turns out the "let's repeatedly shoot ourselves in the dick" coaching strategy doesn't seem to work very well. Perhaps Saleh wasn't the problem? Just a thought.

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@TheHockeyTOONS @NHL John Scott costumed as Michael Phelps.

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@dropping_gloves Too bad it's not $1, you could rock the slogan "WHAT THE CLUCK, IT'S ONLY A BUCK!" I mean, what other hockey channel provides chicken updates yet only butchers words? Hey, there's another possible slogan: "WE BUTCHER THE WORDS AND SAVE THE CHICKENS!"

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@Michael_Traikos It's the classic storyline that's been bantered about for decades. "ALL THE NHL PLAYERS WANT TO KEEP FIGHTING IN THE GAME, BUT SOME PEOPLE WHO NEVER PLAYED IN THE NHL DISAGREE WITH THE PLAYERS: LET'S DISCUSS."

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@SamMonsonNFL This is going to sound fucked up, and it probably is. But if I was the person in control of such things, I *might* manufacture a neck injury for Sam Darnold just to point out how blatantly the refs missed that facemask.