stag life

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Can I throwback until before I existed? Pre-me Wednesday http://t.co/zJqdYifp9U

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Due to cutbacks I had to lay off 75% of my hair. http://t.co/mA4TB0AuHl

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Well hello mr. Rye imperial. Aren't you looking dapper today .

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This morning I have limestone hair. Thanks, funky well water. http://t.co/47KQXIkS7f

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Sometimes even my rusty old heart bleeds for a Wednesday.

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Ice cream cake with a severed candy chipmunk head isn't very staglife, but does make the pain go away.

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Ultimate office nerdage. Selfie of me, a dragon I painted and my "the cake is a lie" screensaver.

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Hit the open road...with my face. Learning curve for fixie with clip in pedals #oldbuck

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Still hot from the oven cinnamon bun, is it okay is I fall even more in love with you?

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Smoother just got faster #staglife

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What? We weren't doing anything. He's just a friend, but if you keep accusing me, I might as well make out with him

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Spring cleaning my body, there is a lot of trash that needs taken to the curb.

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Go with the pho. It only rhymes if you mispronounce it. That's how the rappers do it #thuglife

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You looked better when I was drinking.

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I can't settle down. I need to go where the rubber meets the road. #staglife

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The devils got my number. I'm living life on the run #staglife

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Beering it up at taco bar #staglife