lauren

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Evangelical Leaders Announce J.K. Rowling Finally Bigoted Enough That It’s Okay For Kids To Read About Witchcraft https://t.co/TWWHHXcugt

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@_queencobras NO!

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@hstickethelp1 Hey, random question for everyone... I'm going tonight and will have a costume mask, which the forum says isn't allowed. Anyone know if I'm ok to bring it as long as I don't put it on, or will they confiscate it in the security line regardless?

[Jon Lindsay @jonrlindsay]

I had some students from technical disciplines in my office hours. They were struggling to get through all the readings on the syllabus. I get it. This is a graduate IR seminar averaging 300pp a week. Here is what I told them: 🧵

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@_queencobras These are all movies I PERSONALLY can handle (I do not like demons and jump scares), also I don't know what you've seen

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@_queencobras Nightmare on Elm St, Halloween, Rocky Horror, maybe The Omen, Psycho, The Witch, An American Werewolf in London, also Teen Wolf!, Night of the Living Dead, every Dracula esp Nosferatu, The Thing, Let the Right One In, Dead Alive, The Burbs, FRIGHT NIGHT (has to be the original!)

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@JoshuaPotash "violators will be executed"

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjansen @ItsSmittyW]

@Plz_Relax_ @lesbrains

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@Mike98308 @Heather67701991 @Mellon35012350 @alexandthecats @jordanbpeterson what are you talking about mike

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@_queencobras

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Spotify Celebrates 100th Dollar Given To Artists https://t.co/S9loZKuhgi

[Andy Khouri @andykhouri]

Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

My career thus far, summed up

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

Birthday boy

#LakeShow #LakeShowLive

[Reuters @Reuters]

A puppy invades the ground during a cricket match in Northern Ireland

[lauren @StaircaseLit]

@AlexBehunin Max Holloway is a good time

[richard scott larson @larsonrichard]

Home from a wedding where my job was to escort the ring bearer 😻