Chris Della Valle

Dad Supreme of Earth-422. Anything is possible.

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@blakecowellx NO

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@funnybrad But you did learn how to say, “hi, ho!”

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@DefiantLs The camera in its face?

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“Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.”

-Winston Smith #1984

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@nut_history Yes.

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@jacobzanolla 👎

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@CubsZone Eh.

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@jacobzanolla @IvyLeagueCubs Please do.

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@JoseCanseco Barry Bonds

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@funnybrad @WarwickADavis @iamweeman Billy Barty over wee-man right?? It’s like putting Gerald Ford on Mt. Rushmore over Washington!!

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@FightBatch Balrog vs cop skin bolrog

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No team would ever beat these guys. #USA

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“Basketball’s better today.”

Yeah, of course it is. 🙄

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@Ant_Cirillo First round exit??

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@BleacherJeff is my spirit animal

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Way to make me look good man, thanks. Tough to do.

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@ChiefCub Who cares, season cooked.

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@suzukiplshomer Two words…Mark Grace

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@JoseCanseco Is it me?? I thought we squashed our beef in 1990. Come on JC!!!

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@TodayInSportsCo Worthers remembers

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@nut_history This guy owns 3 whatabugers in the suburbs of Atlanta. I don’t wanna brag or anything but he clears 76,000 a year. Mr. Maddux is thinking about going in with three other dudes on a 20ft fishing boat. #killingit

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@LenKasper @Hbombdynamo Still one of the best!! Met you in Vegas at big league weekend yyeeeeeeeeaaaars ago and you did not disappoint. Thanks for that.