Zach

[Zach @StaleBacon]

@TheSharkDaymond Idk, does water qualify as “standing”?

[Zach @StaleBacon]

My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: [183] Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/sqO2m7pV6K

[Zach @StaleBacon]

Second time’s the charm. There are [207] bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/sqO2m7pV6K

[Zach @StaleBacon]

I counted [198] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/sqO2m7pV6K

[Zach @StaleBacon]

@realDonaldTrump #ObamaHasMoreFollowers

[Zach @StaleBacon]

@realDonaldTrump #TrumpisFakeNews