Bee 🤓™

Simple and jolly fellow...

[Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bí. @KR3Wmatic]

Where were the African deities during slavery? Drinking gin as usual.

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

In a village near Owo, Ondo State, Fulani kidnappers invaded to abduct residents.

The community's head hunter placed powerful Yoruba jùjú on the land as protection.

As soon as the attackers stepped onto it, they fell into a deep sleep, allowing locals to apprehend them.

Jùjú is not to be trifled with.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Lagos State resident speaks out as he claims he was allegedly asked to pay for a permit to use solar power in his apartment.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Nigerian police officers have been warned not to search any individual’s phone. Anybody can record any police officer at his duty post. As long as the officer is doing the right thing, there is nothing to fear about being recorded. Police officers can also start recording their own activities.”

— The Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Tijani Fatai, says.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

Arewa youths beat a Rep member in Zamfara. You loot us, lie to us, abandon us, your immunity is expiring.

The people are done begging.

[Somi❤️ @SomiEkhasomhi]

Sometimes I can’t believe my eyes.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Pls retweet if you do NOT know any family anywhere that received any money from these lying criminal animals in govt.

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

This one don chop wetin get bone! E don hook am for throat!🙄

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[Iveomachukwu @iphy_chidozie]

What makes this even funnier is the fact that many Ghanaians on this app were xenophobic towards Nigerians less than 2 weeks ago.
Ghanaians literally threw Nigerians under the bus and became comrades with South Africans.
The joke does write itself.
lol.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

VIDEO: A terrorist was reportedly captured by the Nigerian army and tortured. He confessed after soldiers tied him to a tree to get info.

Translation: “Please bring me down I will talk. We are working for one senior army man in Abuja Manga Manga. I swear”

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

There is poverty in Africa, but the poverty in Nigeria comes with a dysfunctional brain

[Sean Feucht @seanfeucht]

"They seized my baby and sliced him in two with a knife.

My second child woke up ... They split his head with a machete."

THIS IS THE REALITY FOR NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS.

When will the world wake up?!

[Sabinus @Sabinus1_]

Sabi sabi 😂😂😂

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Not everytime cocomelon

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

No rebranding can make Nigeria police force look professional in my eyes
They still look like clowns 😭😹

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

Dear Nigeria Police Force,

Do you people now do stop and search inside the police station? This is utmost embarrassment coming from one of the identities of this country, Nigeria.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is a reminder that some people’s grandchildren in Jos have just been slaughtered overnight and they also deserve to be able to speak to their family members on a day like this.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

As a black person why would you acquire this skill ?