Robert Baratheon

There is no such thing as trying. Weather it's clean or dirty, there is only succeeding. Governor Robert at your service... just kidding #WarOfTheKings

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

Can't be the governor of a city that ceases to exists. #ZombieApocalypse

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@TargaryenBoss The rumor? Oh yes, I believe the rumor. Rumor has it you're a dick and as it turns out, it's true. :)

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

Bye-bye Lya.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@BarbreyDustin_ @CatelynModern @DayneLady Ladies, please. We can settle this the old fashion way. Get yer bikini and you can all mud wrestle

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@TargaryenBoss #Sneezes I'm sorry, I must be allergic to dragon shite.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

You know what would be fun? A DIVA BATTLE ROYAL. @BarbreyDustin_ VS @CatelynModern VS @DayneLady. Winner gets both Starks. #Wrestlemania

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

I tried to make Tommen masculine, yet he got all upset. See? I'm truly a good dad.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

It's all part of Cersei's facade. She truly loves me. #Laughs

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

Don't forget booze and gambling, Ole.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@AllTheWildfire Oh woman, you have cute moments too. {Hug} We're both love boozing.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

The Kingslay... I mean Governorslayer, is smart guy. Follow in his footsteps, son.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@UndeniableLion I'm sorry, Princess. Want me to tuck you in at night too?

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

What I would give if Cersei beheld me like that gun.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@AllTheWildfire You're not in a position to judge. I saw the wine bottles in the thrash outside.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@UndeniableLion Don't forget the physique. You're so skinny, boy. You need to hit the gym with me. Too much Lannister in you.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

This is a reunion, but it doesn't seem family-like. Too many golden people.

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

@AllTheWildfire You know, we could always do marriage counseling. I hear it's good for the mind and soul... Bahaha whom I kidding?

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

It won't? Not even a little?

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

Oh but I do, it just doesn't beat for you. #StagPoetry

[Robert Baratheon @StalwartStag]

Oh and by the way, Wifey. You're looking very sexy.