Christian Stampler

[Chellio @BaseballRealest]

JHay is officially the King of the Rundown 🐐⚾️💯

[✦ Meg ✦ @Mlew21]

Just incase someone else wanted to laugh at the ignorance. S/O to @rogersevan21 for being one hell of an athlete!

[Alan Kolb @akolb47]

Life hits ya like a ton of bricks

[Dray @drayden_28]

Best team Mars hill has ever had. 30-18 so happy and grateful to have had such a great freshman year. Sucks it had to end this way though.

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

Takes bite of cookie...... " I love chocolate, I'd eat a dick if it was covered in chocolate."

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

Looks at an old building driving down the street......"that building looks like it was built before the earth was made"

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

Looks at picture quality of movie......"This movie looks like it was filmed out of my butthole"

[Chellio @BaseballRealest]

Some days youre gonna rake, other days....

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

I am allergic to swimming.

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

Danny plug my butthole with your penis so I can't fart anymore.

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

She's so hot I'd ask her to take a shit down my throat.

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

"I have a boner from watching snowboarding" @C_stamp8

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

"The only time I'll be smiling next to this hick"

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

I would rather eat my own butthole than vote for Bernie Saunders @C_stamp8

[Christian Stampler @StamplerQuotes]

"Cock didely dick"