Stan

Just a small dude wanting a quiet life and failing. Won’t hold my tongue. Restore Britain. Aim high. Vote Lowe. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@EdwardJDavey @themournelady Starmer just can’t the Ukrainians from his back door again.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: YOUNG BOB HAS BEEN BRUTALLY ATTACKED BY A GANG OF MIGRANTS IN MANCHESTER 🇬🇧

This is absolutely disgusting and for the people telling Bob to stop going out debating people how about we stop violent foreigners from beating natives.

@gmpolice we demand arrests - these feral animals should be deported along with their bloodlines.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@EmmanuelMacron That’s a shit movement.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@BBCBreaking Russian president likely polling higher than heir Starmer still though.

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

This is a very odd case.

During the trial, the judge repeatedly stressed that it was not the jury’s job to determine the identity or motives of “El Money”

So that’s it? We are never to question why? Or who?

[BanksyCat @Banksycat]

The MoD felt the need to deny the tanker raid was staged. Ask yourself why. Because in the same breath they accidentally confirmed everything people were saying

Their own spokesman admitted footage was taken at multiple points and compiled together. Different takes. Edited into one seamless video.

A voice can be heard saying ROLLING. And telling a soldier to HOLD THAT during a live search of the vessel.

Those are not military commands. Those are film production commands. And the MoD just told us that themselves.

The policy to seize shadow fleet ships was announced in MARCH. Three months. Not one tanker touched.

The Smyrtos sailed from the Russian oil terminal Ust-Luga on June 4. They tracked it for ten days as it crossed the North Sea and entered the Channel.

They did not stumble upon this ship on the night of June 14. They chose the night before the G7 to act.

That is not a military decision. That is a scheduling decision.

World leaders arriving the next morning specifically to discuss standing up to Russia. Starmer needed something to walk into that room with. 3am operation. Tweet before breakfast. Video uploaded before the world woke up.

The man Trump publicly called not Winston Churchill needed to walk into the G7 looking like one. So he produced a film the night before the G7 to prove he is still relevant.

As DPP he volunteered to go after British soldiers. Did not have to. Was not asked to. Chose it. For free.

Here’s is what makes this truly obscene. The man now wrapping himself in the Armed Forces spent years pursuing British soldiers through the courts. Nobody asked him. Nobody paid him. He chose to prosecute them. Worked for free to do it. That is not a lawyer doing his job. That is a man with an agenda.

Armed Forces shrinking by 300 a month. Lowest since the Napoleonic Wars.

Eleven days before this three Royal Marines were killed when a Merlin Mk4 crashed in Devon. Same aircraft. Investigation open. Not grounded. Used anyway.

Chris Gayson. Lily-Mae Fisher. Owen Green. Lily-Mae never got her wings. They were due this month.

He spent years trying to destroy soldiers like them. Then used what is left of them to save himself.

Our soldiers deserved better than being props in his political survival film.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇬🇧 British policemen beat a man in the back of the van who was accused of a "speech-crime"

He is naked, tied up and with the covered face...

Police officer's bodycam video was blocked within 24 hours after widespread complaints from police

No matter what... nobody should be treated like that!

Will they be prosecuted?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

If a Somalian family is living in British social housing, claiming benefits, refusing to work, not even able to speak English?

A Restore Britain Government will deport that family.

No apologies, no compromises, no payments.

Deported.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@scotgov @BritifyNews What in the actual fuck am I watching? This timeline.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@dshensmith Literally everything the government puts out is to build narrative. It’s never genuine.

I always start with the assumption they’re lying.

[Daniel ShenSmith (BlackBeltBarrister) @dshensmith]

The fact that this needs to be said says as much as the statement.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Any attempt to impose mandatory Digital ID will be fully repealed, scrapped and eradicated by a Restore Britain Government.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@baileyblu7 @robster12065612 It’s time to go back. I’m gonna have snake score again!

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

@Keir_Starmer You must be f*cking trolling us. You cannot be serious when you write this sh*t.

“I am simply not prepared to be a bystander when the safety and happiness of our children are at stake.”

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Research by Action to Protect Rural Scotland has claimed that if all 16 large data centres currently in ­planning went ahead, their energy use would be 1.5 times greater than peak winter demand for the whole of Scotland.

This is insane.

[Orm @orm0nde]

Not even subtle.

If the average journey cost £50 that would be over 3,000,000 journeys a year.

Throw every single person involved in jail.

[Edward Oakenfull @EdwardOakenfull]

For anyone thinking of voting for Reform in Thursday’s by-election in Makerfield please have a look at this Restore Britain leaflet and I am sure you will switch your vote.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@MatthewStadlen And that’s why we shouldn’t give them the option, pop them in a camp, and then on a plane home where ever that may be.

[Stan @Stan153595]

@BenInRushcliffe Can’t be bothered to be a parent yourself?

Let the government do it. Wetwipe.