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[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

World Cup 2030 preview

[Stan @Stan163482]

@Joe_Kalinda Command override, engage self destruct sequence.

[Stan @Stan163482]

@Joe_Kalinda Shut up ai scamming bot

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

This gay cruise keeps getting turned away from Muslim countries, and the passengers are shocked and outraged by it.

I'm sorry, but this is objectively hilarious.

[Vanessa @VanessaChaseOG]

Being Retarded PSA (1986)

[Lady Market @ladymarketok]

Jajaajajaja es muy real. Las uñas!! 💅

[pozgaylia_ @pozgaylia_]

There's shit like this all over IG, and it's great to see. The toothpaste is out of the tube, and it's not going back in. Once the boomers are gone, the jews are fucked.

[Stan @Stan163482]

@DefiJoker1 @digitaloutlook3 Pension AND charging people $300 per hour to get on the phone with him. Let's also not forget his mastermind, which he charges money for as well

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Messi ❤️🫡

[Ari Lamm @AriLamm]

Greatest performers against Egypt of all time:

1. God (Plagues, Red Sea)

2. Messi (World Cup)

[MICHELLE. @Chefdoo195]

💣🚨BREAKING: Zlatan To Ronaldo After Portugal Wass Eliminated From The World Cup.

Listen carefully. I’ve Patiently Waited For This Day….

🗣️Cristiano set the rules himself: “You’re not a legend until you win with your country.” Boom straight at Messi after 2014. The world cheered. Social media crowned him.

Then Zlatan watched.

Messi came back, won Copa América… twice. Suddenly: “Euro is bigger.”

🗣️Messi lifted the World Cup. New rule: “Only seven games, doesn’t count.” Cristiano even said a legend’s career can’t be defined by seven games. The same man who once said the World Cup would fulfill him.

Now he is 41. Portugal exits. New quote: “World Cup doesn’t define me.”

Zlatan laughs.

🗣️By your own law, Cristiano, you fall short. Five Ballons d’Or. One Euro. No World Cup. While Messi? He took everything, danced through generations, and never once needed to diminish anyone.

That is the difference.

One talked like a king.
The other played like a god… and left as the greatest.

Ibrahimović has spoken.

[Jay Fivekiller @JayFivekiller]

Ultimately, America is just too heterosexual to be very good at soccer.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Officially concluding my 24 hour soccer fan phase

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Yep we have some real tough people here.

[Luis Rincón Arguello 🇨🇴 @Rincon001A]

Erling Haaland no es solo un descomunal goleador

Es tremenda persona
Miren esto 👇

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

No existe video brasilero que me haga reir más que este

[Out of Context Mex @Out0fContextMex]

Se sintió bien qlero estar tan cerca😞

[El gordo edición @GordoEdicion]

Yo dándole likes a todos los tweets burlándose de los mexicanos