Oluwafemi 😎

Jeremiah 29:11

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference 🙏.

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

Serenity Prayer.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

😭🫵🏾

[Paul O. Olayemi @ThePaulOOlayemi]

Did you pray today?

Did you study your Bible today?

Read your Bible, pray everyday if you want to grow.

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

@ThePaulOOlayemi @Hunter4718 😂

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

@Hunter4718 I'm not "Femi Oru Geo OOU" anymore..

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Normalize reviewing how you saved people’s name on your contact list.

Femi 400L is now Femi PhD.

Bidemi Tailor is now Bidemi CEO.

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

Oluwa jo, wagbemi soke
Iwo road ti su mi 😭...

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[OmoEmi🤍❤ @Fola_kemmie]

Any job that we’ll needing to meet targets,please don’t call me to it. God bless you.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

On this date in 2018, the Dubs went back-to-back 🏆

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

[016🍃🗿 @skengpen]

Understand the pattern of your friends so nothing go dey vex you

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

all jokes aside, i think one of the best things that can happen to you as a young person is figuring out what you truly want to do with your life early on and being in an environment that doesn't hinder it from happening

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Youre right and I'll tell you why because I can.

Given the circumstances of his marriage, they expect him to be miserable - as per Nollywood.

They hate that he seemed to cover all bases - prenup, marriage, divorce + custody, removal of his ex as dependant, exoneration from DV claims and he is unapologetically loud.

They don't care about whatever circumstances surrounded the marriage or dissolution just hate the fact that "a cheating gurl took an L".

They hate that they can't troll him for his looks, career, pockets or his ability to pull 10s as he pleases + he is young. So why not zoom in, on his nostrils.

Was he doing too much publicly at some point? Relatively yes.

But I can rationally charge it to two possible factors:

1. He was genuinely also deeply affected by the way the marriage turned out & the repeated public crashout + need for some kind of validation was a necessary step to putting it behind,

2. When a situation puts you on the spotlight for the very first time, a lot of people don't know how to leverage on the overwhelming first round of applause & hang it there - they stretch it until the balance tilts.

These are my honest assessments.

Do these assessments justify the vitriol he's getting from women currently? No.

He seems to be doing well and they hate his guts.

The honest-to-god truth might be that - he might not be doing that well emotionally but he has refused to allow weakness be his public identity and doesn't conform to their definition of "humble".

[Mr Chowder 🏆 @judahmartins]

I don Dey reach age wey I no fit do graduate trainee again

Agba tin de

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

@GangSign4 No change the entire thing, just the "e" to "a"... He dey move that way now

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

E go first be like say you don see wife.
No panic, na women life be that!

[Moony D. Luffy @nappytreee]

for the Love of God please yall pick up a dictionary

[Hightea🍁 @Highteaspeaks]

So yesterday was Johnny Drille’s concert in Toronto, and somehow I found myself there even though I had absolutely no plan to attend.

A close friend of mine was one of the promoters, so my plan was to spend a few mins at the event and escape back home.

Instead, I accidentally purchased a front-row seat to the greatest relationship drama ever produced

I was sitting quietly in VIP, chewing gum and minding my business, when two ladies joined my table.

Let’s call them Lady A and Lady B

Shortly after the arrived, Lady A received a call and stepped outside to take it

When Lady A returned, the premium gist subscription activated immediately

Apparently, the call was from a guy named John

For the next 15 minutes, Lady A gave a detailed review of John.

John was romantic,
John was caring,
John was thoughtful,
John was planning their future,

Honestly, if John applied for Canadian citizenship through marriage, I would have approved it myself.

Then came the twist,

Lady A said John wasn’t really her type,

Instead, she couldn’t stop talking about another guy, Let’s call him Boy Alinco.

Boy Alinco was on his way to the concert from what I deduced.

The way she talked about him, it sounded like boy Alinco is a struggling immigrant 😅😂

John had the future.

Boy Alinco had the vibes.

As I was processing all these information, a tall dark man suddenly tapped her on the shoulder.

Lady A turned around and nearly swallowed her tongue.

“JEFFERY?!”

The entire table froze

Jeffery looked just as surprised

“Babe, I thought you said you were working night shifts today?” he said, then She muffled something that I didn’t hear,

Then goes Jeffery, “I got these tickets because I wanted to surprise you, but when you told me you’d be at work, I figured I’d just come with Luis instead.

At that point, Lady A’s soul briefly left her body. 😂

I stopped chewing my gum, Lady B couldn’t stopped blinking and even the music suddenly sounded quieter,

then one thing became clear

Jeffery wasn’t John, neither was he Boy Alinco 😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen, we had officially exceeded the maximum number of characters allowed in this relationship, I thought to myself as I started doing CIA, FBI investigations in my head.

Anyways, while we were on that back and forth, Lady A’s phone rang again. She glanced at the screen, and you could literally see panic on her face, from the look on Lady B’s face, It looked like Boy Alinco had just arrived.

I was just shaking my head all through, it felt as if I was watching the group stage of the UEFA Champions League between John, Boy Alinco and Jeffery,

I looked at my watch and it was already 10:45 PM.

That was my cue to leave,

To be honest, I was exhausted

Not physically, but Emotionally.

Because throughout this entire saga, these ladies looked classy, well put together, innocent, and respectable.

If I hadn’t accidentally become an unwilling spectator, I would never have guessed there was a whole Premier League table of men involved.

At that point, I felt sorry for Jeffery, John and Boy Alinco, who has probably arrived but stuck outside because his date dares not pick his call 😂

I picked up my car keys, shook my head and started my journey home!

Although, I wish I waited for the full thing to unravel but I just had to leave!

All I know is that Johnny Drille wasn’t the only performer at that concert.

If you’re dating in Toronto, I feel very scared for you! 😭😭

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[Oluwafemi 😎 @stan4hours]

😂😂😂😂

[Lethal Shooter @LethalShooter__]

Angel Reese! We both from the DMV let’s make history and get in the gym!✅

[billion 🏖️ @mamuzoBV]

Men know. People don't

[Zadok Yohanna fan 🇳🇬 @ZadokYohann]

I AM A MOVING MAN