Stan Cronin

[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

A thought.

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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

Have you heard yet?
They aren’t making twelve inch rulers any longer.
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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

What is blue and does not weigh much?
Light blue.
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Last night while I was cooking my wife asked for peace and quiet. So I turned off the smoke detector.
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I don’t like elevator music.
It’s bad on so many levels.
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Did you hear about the guy that ran track and was afraid of hurdles?
He got over it.
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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

Love yourself as much as others. I promise. You are great.

[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

Voices belong to people. Echos fade into the wind.
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@JJ_JOHNSON_2028 @EricTrump JJ, You have established you don’t know anything about past or current history. How many did Hitler kill? How many died from Covid in the US? Let’s start with that.🙄

[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

I asked the girl I wanted to date to meet me at the gym.
She never showed up.
That’s when I knew that she would never work out.
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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

If I had twin daughters, what would I call them?
Kate and duplicate.
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Coming soon.

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I asked the librarian if they had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
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Pre-orders accepted soon.

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Works for me.🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

I accidentally drank some invisible ink.
I was in the emergency room all night waiting to be seen.
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I wish they made thought canceling headphones.

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I wish they made thought canceling headphones.

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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

True.

[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

Listen to those whispers.

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[Stan Cronin @StanCronin3]

My wife was trying to open a can of tuna fish, but she said the can opener was broken.
I said, “So it’s a can’t opener.
She said, “I can’t believe I married you.”
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My new book is coming.