Stanley Kowalski

Your average guy who loves bowling and a cold drink

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

When you hit the daily double of Blanche leaving and Stella not being pregnant anymore #BlancheHasBeenBeaten

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

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Somedays you just wake up and get that kind of feeling

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

Me: Sees that everyone thinks Blanche is insane
Me to Me: Put her in her place

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

#BeatItBlanche

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It's about time #BeatItBlanche

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Blanche when she sees what I got her

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

"People from Poland are Poles, not Polacks. But what I am is a one hundred percent American, born and raised in the greatest country on earth and proud as hell of it, so don’t ever call me a Polack" -Me #BeatItBlanche

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

I never thought of Cougars and Flamingoes going together but as it turns out it makes perfect sense #BeatItBlanche

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PSA: Blanche is a hoe!!! #BeatItBlanche

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When your best friend is making a huge mistake but there's nothing you can do about it

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

All you "men" out there don't forget to treat your queen right 👑#d8nite

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

Blanche after I confirm my story with my main man Shaw #BeatItBlanche

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One strike short of a perfect game. Maybe if I had had a brew in me it would have helped calm my nerves. #roadto300 #ontopsoon #keepgrinding

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

Rough day at the office. Can't wait to come home and crack open a cold one with the boys. #4theBoys

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

It's funny how people who talk the most about a subject are really the ones that understand it the least. A woman could never understand how a man lives his life. #str8fax

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Anyone know a guy about a new radio? My old one broke after Blanche kept messing around with it. Can't wait to get her out of here #BeatItBlanche

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

"If I hit it one time, I'ma pipe her
If I hit it two times then I like her
If I hit three times, I'ma wife her"♪
Want everybody to know I'm gonna be a proud poppa. #Time2GetThePJsPressed

[Stanley Kowalski @standaman69]

When your sister-in-law "loses Belle Reve" but slides in with a diamond tiara and the treasure chest of a pirate