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Hey Kids!
If you've been following @hdfatty's feed, his family in #Globe AZ is fucked and flooded out and completely fucked. If you're in the area & can help, etc.
Or [email protected] on Paypal.
Working on doing a Live 24hr Telethon as soon as @gregchaille is back.
Chaille: (singing in a high pitch British accent) Just a spoonful of champagne makes anger go down... that's Mary Poppins."
Hennigan: "Is it?"
Ep 453 - Geographical Cure
Doug: "It's December 31st but I don't call it New Years because I'm a Japanese supremacist for the Chinese New Year."
Ep 452 The Kids Lean Into the Skid
Chaille: "Oh, you work for a comedian? Anyone I know? Is he funny?"
"I go, 'If he was funny, do you think I would have a 2nd job selling masks to farmer's?'"
Ep 445 That Long Haired Guy is Back
Doug: "I got this text from Alex; 'Standing near the Atlanta SkyClub, I overhear some employees...'"
"'Yeah he's some kind of famous author. He always wears these old looking suits and drinks like a fish. All the SkyClubs know him.'"
Ep 309 Doug & Bingo Go Bananas
Chad Shank: "I like Joe Rogan and I like Joe Rogan's podcast but I would not want to live in a city with a bunch of people that listen to Joe Rogan's podcast"
Ep 442 Leaving the Swamp
Chad: "Listen, I'm considering reading some gay erotic stuff and it might have 'Apéritif' in it. It just sounds like a gay word."
Chaille: "He bit my ass with 'Apéritif'"
Ep 185 Fake News for Xmas
James Inman "I don't have any friends, I have Asperger's. So I call my dad..."
Doug "I hope that line of Adderall you just snorted cures it."
Ep 160 James Inman Vegas Brand Relaunch
Happy birthday @DougStanhope
Andy: "We were all sharing the same vision quest. I was like, 'Uh... how did I get here? I started out a Caucasian and now I'm a 75 year old alcoholic Indian.'"
Ep 438 Sam Tallent's Audio Book Release
The 1975-76 Pitt Panthers only went 12-15 but they led the nation in rolling into town and stealing your girl.
Doug: "Not only couldn't I drive, not only couldn't I get it up, she goes 'Why don't you just fuck me in the ass' ... yeah I can't do this either.
I can barely fuckin' stand on my knees."
Ep 437 'Get the Fuck Out of My House' Season
Doug: "Yeah, you go 3 years without pussy as a young man, you make some bad choices... and Florida can be one of them...
Heroin... Florida...porn...
Ep 77 Stanhope's Heckles Come Home to Roost
@killingjoke616 Adderall please.🤘
You owe me $10🤓
@StanhopeQuotes Nice picture. $10 on a 24h ban by Twitter.🏅🤓
Just 1 like on the male anal gaping post/pic eh? 🤣
Doug: "So they're gonna cut out your asshole and your sphincters? Double sphincters?
I never knew you had 2 sphincters. I guess I have short fingers."
Ep 66 Floyd's Incredible Ass Cancer
Doug: "So they're gonna cut out your asshole and your sphincters? Double sphincters?
I never knew you had 2 sphincters. I guess I have short fingers."
Ep 66 Floyd's Incredible Ass Cancer
Take the rest of the day for yourself and check out the latest episode of the @DougStanhope podcast - Ep.#435: Hate Entertainment Touch Hole https://t.co/w8N6o1NHkl
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