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Bro said he added some useful mods.

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Rockstar did him dirty!

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Find her before she counts to 10... Ew! Wait, what? Find who? No! This... She's left! She's right there! Dude, wrong way, wrong way! Turn around! Yeah, she's under the stairs. Up! This game's fucking stupid, dude! Dude, I don't even want to look, dude! I fucking hate games like this!

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I'm not sure what I'm seeing here. I see a turtle and like a T-Rex trying to eat it. Looks like there's a guy in there, maybe he's a pilot of the turtle. The turtle got away from the T-Rex, now the turtle is flying. I don't understand wait, wait wait!

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HBO dropped the ball so hard lol

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Looks like the new Wolverine game borrowed the stormtrooper aim from Jedi Fallen Order. One of these streamers is literally just going to walk away and still not get shot, watch. She's... she's like realizing how funny this is. Yeah, get that clip. Yeah, go make some coffee. There we go. Nice! Yeah, getting coffee is awesome. Anyways, she's just sitting there getting the clip as she should. The guy with the eyeballs, he's getting his clip too. And I'm getting mine! Why are these stormtroopers ain't doing sh!t.

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This is the problem with modern gaming

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2009's Wolverine vs 2026 Wolverine. We really did peak in gaming at one point. I mean, games still impress me, but man, the laziness they get away with these days... That looks so much better! All right, let's look at the 2026... That looks so bad, dude! What did they do to his face? Why does his face look like that?

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You can tell Sweet Baby Inc was here...

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The reason why Wolverine had the blue fart sniff trail was because if you go off course you end up in areas like this where you start clipping through the map. It appears to me they had a bigger plan for this game that somehow got shut down, probably for corporate reasons, and they just added the fart sniff line to try and lure the players away from going over there. But that's not what we're gonna do, we're gonna go explore the game, I mean, we don't just want to go straight the entire time, there's other stuff to look at. I think the game would have been a lot better if they would have actually filled out these areas like they seemingly planned to, but what's wild is that they were so lazy they wouldn't even put invisible walls there.

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Deadpool The Game (2013)

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Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw’s bazookas appear to have gotten the “budget-cut treatment” in the new sequel, Back2Back.

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$300 million and they only hire lazy developers who are too lazy to make two different animations! All the good devs that made Spider-Man games left!

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They just won't stop coming, who? Oh!!! there's an Attack on Titan mod? We need to install this on our event server, dude! Yo! Oh, you can literally fight them? Is this real? Somebody... there's no way somebody's made that! That is badass! Spider-Man... Japanese Spider-Man! Here we go, dude, get it! Get it, dude, don't get eaten! Don't get eaten! Go get the big ones! Join the Papa SMP, mofuggers!

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BlizzCon security power tripping over Esfand holding his badge instead of wearing it around his neck is wild 😭

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All this diversity but no hot girls with big boobs!

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I'm noticing something