Stanley

I fucking love Louisiana. I fucking love Duke basketball, don’t ask me why. In the wise words of the late, great John Lennon. “Ouch, I’ve been shot”

[ghost⚜️ #hunnidsum @CHR1S0LAVE]

Yea yea beat the traffic lil nigga you got school in the morning

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

The Gruden Family Football Show Week 1 https://t.co/sZVA90Xsa5

[FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando]

Rico: “Well, I took it from a guy named, Mike L”

Nick & KB: “Michael? It’s pronounced, Michael” 😂

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

In australia its actually Kilometeyrs Garrett

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Tua at home trying to figure out how the Niners & Rams are playing this game tomorrow while it’s still today

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"Look, Danica Patrick is crazy. Shailene Woodley is miserable. I hate them both, but not as much as I hate Anthony Fauci. But to answer your question, yes, Michael Pittman has looked great in practice."

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

They almost shut down the country again over this. Was amazing.

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Roy Bellamy @roybelly]

Gotdamn

[Scoops @ejmaroun]

“Seven Flags”

[bum @BattleRapBum]

mandatory post

[gucci store majority shareholder @AdamdotH]

MCAFFEE: I AM *JACKED* TO BE IN BA-TAWN ROUGE LOU-EAZY-ANNA. THESE ARE MY PEOPLE

SABAN: They’d kill you with rocks

HOWARD: [stilted laughter]

HERBSTREIT: In theory, if Burger King were to send me coupon in the mail, I would use them

MCAFFEE: [climbing chair] HEYYYYYYY-OOOOOOO

[Avy @NOTAVYVERT]

That nigga shirt say “head wit the lights on”

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

7 years ago today, OJ Simpson drafted Andrew Luck in his fantasy football league

Andrew Luck retired 90 minutes later

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Awful. Hope this account will have some uplifting news in the coming weeks to help us move past this massive aviation tragedy.