Shit Samir Says

Not the real Samir. That's fact.

[Shit Samir Says @StankSays]

My mom's a cornball. She's the type of person if you get her flowers she'd be pumped

[Shit Samir Says @StankSays]

Did I really get in trouble for bringing a knife to school? Like I go to the gym every day I should be able to cut my sub in peace

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My mom just texted me "happy birthday to my dream boy"... like how do I respond to that

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@zach_rucci @Samir23_ thaaank you, thaaank you

[Shit Samir Says @StankSays]

Throwback to the flow

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Honestly I could beat Galanti in a fight. But only on wednesday.

[Mike Stef Account @MikeStefAccount]

Rec bball brings out another side in me😏😉🔥🔥💯🔥👌🏼🍑🍑🏀🏀 #Bucket #ImBack

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Hey samir why weren't you in school yesterday?

"Ahh... court dates man"

[Shit Samir Says @StankSays]

You got some shit to say about my sweater bro? Like I got some mustard on it or something? It's just a normal Christmas sweater man

[Shit Samir Says @StankSays]

You can't tell me if Justin Beiber was your coach, you wouldn't bang Justin Bieber.

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"Doesn't that make you feel some type of way" https://t.co/ecXQHZk0rJ

[Mike Stef Account @MikeStefAccount]

I'd rather take head from a large mouth bass than any hot girl #bucket #hick

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Working at the boardwalk is so gay bro, you should apply to wawa

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I got told I'm the ugliest guy ever by a girl one week and then told I'm real hot the next what am I?

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I never get hungover

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"Samir wanna go to iHop today?"

Nah I'm going with other people

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Half a water bottle of Grey Goose and 4 beers. And that's only the pregame.

[Shit Samir Says @StankSays]

@NicRossi_ that's just scum

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parcc testing kinda day

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Why won't Mike Reilly answer my phone calls? Who else does he hang out with?