Zak Robbins

I do Rad Shit and Cool Things. Professional Videographer, Stand-up Comedian, Animal rescuer. I'm a Zak of all trades or maybe thats just the ADHD?

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

It's "Monday Tonight"!!!

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It puts the lotion in the basket 🧺

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You got the question? Please don't ask it

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

I shoulda stayed at home, cuz being with you feels more alone...

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I can follow directions, or I can assume. I could also try to read your damn mind, but...

Straight forward communication wins every time.

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It's like that, and it's like that

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Don't sweat it
Thread it, to forget it
To feel like you've already gone on
To the rest of, the rest of the life that you've got

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

@marknorm "I'm Mark Normand" is how I end my comedy sets 😂

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

I have $35.66 actually.

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

Old friends are one thing, but old friends who keep in touch, are everything.

Shout out to Quattro, Da Boss, and Orbie G. #ganggang

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

The feeling of betrayal cuts deep, even deeper when you betray yourself. I cut myself today. I'm sorry self.

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

"Every setback is a lesson disguised as pain"

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Ohhh, Why you soooo sad? What have they done.....?

Forget those mindless baboons, they're off playing goooodddd

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Bye-bye, black balloon
See you real soon

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

I sent it...

[Sara Weinshenk @princessshenk]

How come the worst girl you know is always fostering a dog

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The form of self torture ive chosen is highly detrimental to my positive mental health

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

Everyone Knows

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Oh, what you do to me
No one knows

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

I just kinda really need to go camping soon. Just me and my dogs, probably well definitely some psilocybin. A lil reset.

I'ma go...

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It's all my head, I know
So they tell me so
Until my head explodes
Into my head it goes

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The universe is going to get it's $75, one way or another. Thank you for the lesson.
#behindthevail #cosmicsage #LifeLessons

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

"Lies are a funny thing, they slip through your fingertips because it never happened to you. Time wounds all the heals as we fade out of view. Do you know who you really are, are you sure it's really you?" - Josh kHomme / QOTSA

[Zak Robbins @stanktoeC]

Not Swastikas!
Swat Notstikas!
Snot Twastikas!
Twat Snotstikas!
Good advice, or bad appetizer names?
I dunno, go to sleep ding dong...