Dan 🌗

and I don’t even talk about it boy I just do it

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

Ambulances: too loud!

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@MikeGrinnell_ 3v3 should never be used to decide a winner in any hockey game of actual consequence

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@danorlovsky7 “Who will be right”

You got challenged and literally couldn’t even construct an argument, you biased hack.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

elon musk took one of the most enjoyable social media platforms ever created and irreparably ruined it for everyone because occasionally people were mean to him.

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@JohnCena “Y'all think we lucky that ain't nothin' new to me /
'Cause luck is preparation lockin heads with opportunity”

Believe it was Socrates who said this. Or maybe Keats

[breigha @breiigha]

we’ll never see white boy swag like this again

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

house parties very much exist but you might encounter a gay and or black person at one so instead you stay home and tweet yearningly about the jim crow era

[skooks @skooookum]

bodega. 3pm. hungover.

i order a bacon egg and cheese

man says "sorry ese no breakfast after noon."

i stand there for a moment, speechless, hoping god would intervene if i merely gave him the opportunity

total silence

once again god is elsewhere, as he tends to be

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@briangaar Patriots are good, I need you to start shitting on them every week again to fully feel like we’re back. It’s the only missing ingredient

[Adam Pellerin @adampellerin]

So many storylines for the Red Sox this year, but here are a few things that stand out that helped get them to October:

- Traded for an Ace
- Signed a Right handed bat that mashes at Fenway and is a World Series champ
- Put Garrett Whitlock back where he belongs
- Chapman worked out (just a little bit 😂)
- Healthy Trevor Story
- Organizational depth (Anthony, Mayer, pitching, etc.)
- Took care of business at Fenway
- overcame injuries

Not everything panned out, and it was up and down at times, but they got there.

Time for October.

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@FitzyGFY Gift them a touchdown then bail them out of a strip sack lmfao. Absolutely generational performance from the stripes

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@briangaar That drive through rural NH is gonna make you question everything you’ve ever heard about this region

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Individualism is literally killing us. This “you do you” mentality, this “your health isn’t my responsibility,” this “just focus on yourself” attitude is literally killing us. This isn’t how society works. You can’t individualize yourself out of your need for community care.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Something I’ve really enjoyed as I get more into baseball is that their version of Woj just repeatedly throws eloquent windmill dunks over his haters

[Eric 🕳️ @CasasPlsTweet]

I hope Breslow watched that Fenway crowd with a pit in his stomach genuinely

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@ColeyMick Craig

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@tylermilliken_ @JeffPassan Dog shit

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@Twins At least you got to tweet 47 times at midnight on Monday lmfaooooooo

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@Twins Aw did someone have to finish a real game tonight 😢😢😢😢

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@tylermilliken_ They were really feeling themselves last night with that bullshit rain delay and not having to face anybody lmao

[Dan 🌗 @StanLemons]

@TomCaron Legitimately 0 other teams this game gets resumed tonight for. 0. What a joke by the league.