Stanley Bothered

Neo-vaudeville comedy musician, Team Leader of The Very Serious Band, king of the kazumpet, singing naughty songs all the way to your heart.

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You know I love me some sci-fi on vinyl! I picked this up today at @traxonwaxrecord and it’s great!

#scifi @retroscifi #viyl #vintagevinyl

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@petruzzo Yeah but you all have to hate the SAME baby.

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@petruzzo Absolutely!!!

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@VioletSilver Yeah but that's her stabbin' bra. She doesn't want to have all that blood on her good sports bra when she's getting her steps in up at the Planet Fitness.

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In my head I call highway rumble strips, "bacon strips" and I just wanted to admit that publicly.

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Hey everyone! Our Teeny Tiny Album is about to be release, on Octover 15th.

Check it out, here: https://t.co/mhoh7DmKuZ

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@petruzzo The first rule of engaging on Nextdoor is DO NOT ENGAGE! Lol.

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@petruzzo I know, and I had it that way at first, but then I thought everyone would think I was shouting it emphatically. I don't emphatically DISLIKE LEGO, I just, don't really care about Lego.

Adding the S on the end was just wrong, and for that I apologize.

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I know this is a controversial statement made during very difficult times, but I'm just going to put it out there: I don't really care about Legos.

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@kataStatik "I will treat you with kindness and respect first, unless you’re an unfettered jackass."

I guess I now know where I stand with you, Chris Mandra @kataStatik.

😆

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@VioletSilver In loved that it was “clored” and the first O was added in as a dot after the fact.

Also, Is it just me or does this seem more like something a white person would paint, thinking it’s something BLM would paint, and just getting it really wrong?

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Yeah I knew this was going to draw some heat.

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People are talking about looters in the Whitehouse and I’m like yeah bruh they been there for over three years already.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Donald Trump is calling for violence against Black Americans. His advocacy of illegal, state-sponsored killing is horrific. Politicians who refuse to condemn it share responsibility for the consequences.

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Now I feel like I *have* to vote by mail or else I’m an owned libtard cuc.

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@VioletSilver This is exactly what happens when kids aren’t encouraged to read comic books with strong female characters. Cuz if they’d read as much Black Widow s as they had Spiderman - they’d have known better.

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A complete list of B-list celebrities *not* doing Cameo:

[end of list]

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The reason that Trumpgate - which everyone is STILL taking so much about - is so shocking is that it involves the ENTIRE trump family! So evil, and completely documented.

#trumpgate #youknowwhattrumpdid

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It’s crazy how people keep talking about Trumpgate! People keep messaging me about how crazy and evil it is. Unbelievable!

#TrumpGate

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If I can give TikTok credit for one thing, it's inspiring a whole generation of kids to dance.
For 10-30 seconds at a time.
900 TIMES A DAY EVERYWHERE YOU TAKE THEM!!! 😳