Guma Joachim

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[Guma Joachim @StanleyGuma]

It finally paid off! Glory goes back to God who has blessed me with good people around me!

Asanteni sana.

[Guma Joachim @StanleyGuma]

Graduated with a Degree of Bachelor of Statistics of Makerere University at #Mak74thGrad. May God keep blessing the hustle.

[Papavin @Mumiasfinest]

Hacker meets a developer

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@DaudiKabanda @KagutaMuseveni @mkainerugaba Obutasooma buluma bukulu

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@UGLawyer @hillarytaylorvi @MaleMabiriziHKK Why is that ka guy always whining?

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@arihojulio Felesuuti

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@Brendahtycoon @PraiseKwats Mbwenu Kwatirahanda nenki?

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@BronsonSnr @dr_katumwa And those Makerere women

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@bruno_KUg Kemihigo yashamba

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@Tovic_26 @AKasingye ,

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@Ishmaelthehost Rattle snakes? How does he know about them? Very dangerous ones!

[AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye @AKasingye]

Men. Let’s smell nice. There’re even ebiwoowo of 50k. You look at a young man, handsome, well dressed but when he gets nearer, apana!

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@edwinram52 @Denise796790931 @Beinomugisha_ @NatukundaAmbro1 @EmmaNuwagaba9 @enos_ug @roxie_ug @UstusUasasira @AtwongireSolom2 @DorothyNattu Burst that bubble, it will suffocate you

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@ArthurBata01 @Paulkalema22 There was no intake 17 in 2025! Moreover of privates

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@KomugishaPeace Your underdeveloped upper chambers cannot allow you to understand these things!

[Omupakasi @kutegyekaivan1]

DEAR IGP, WHY CAN’T TRAFFIC POLICE BOSSES RESIGN & LET THOSE PATRIOTIC & CAPABLE TAKE OVER?

Dear @igp_ug1 i have raised issues concerning road safety in Uganda many times & wat pains me most is the pattern we keep seeing, Abapakasi can’t keep dying prematurely daily & we keep silent

a serious accident happens, people die, the country gets angry & suddenly Traffic Police (@PoliceUg ) comes up with a new strategy, we are then told, “these Sino truck drivers are young men, some don’t even have permits, some lack experience, we are informed about lorries which park on highways without reflectors, we are going to handle them.” u can imagine

but my question is simple; WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN THOSE OFFICES?

are we supposed to wait for people to die before enforcement begins? are we supposed to wait for an accident to trend on social media before dangerous vehicles, unqualified drivers & reckless operators are identified?

the Uganda Police itself says the Traffic & Road Safety Directorate is responsible for enforcing traffic & road safety laws across the country (Uganda Police Force⁠) so why do we always seem to react after the tragedy instead of preventing it?

Uganda does not lack patriotic & capable officers, if someone has failed to deliver on such a critical responsibility, perhaps it is time to step aside & allow someone with fresh ideas, energy & commitment to take over, road safety is not a public relations exercise that begins after people die, it is a daily responsibility, just involve us we participate in this fight practically not just on ✍🏻

some of these bosses should seriously ask themselves whether it is time to resign & give others a chance

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#omupakasi

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@KalakiBrian @housingfinanceU They repeat the same mistakes with their generic reponses!

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@_WhoIsGlenn_ @Acholi_godddd Why did you reply then? Didn't you use time to do so? Dunderhead!

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@_WhoIsGlenn_ @Acholi_godddd Who gets to decide what's off limits and who sets the limits? STF

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@Tovic_26 @Acholi_godddd Yali mutufu

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@CAF_Online You're a disgrace to African football

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@JamalKingJK @alfbyaru @roxie_ug How different are they?