the real hoelt secretary

rejoice in the rain

[the real hoelt secretary @StanleyMicah]

What if our skin was like the outside of a car seat and we had to take it off and wash it every once in awhile

[the garbage hour @HourGarbage]

Your time is over STEM majors
Burger has been dethroned
Laura E Skandera Trombley (L.E.S.T.) has already begun assembling humanities majors to burn FJS to the ground
Nigh is the time of English and Communications!
Nigh is the time of history and philosophy!

[hulia ghoulia 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 @menjuli__]

Here’s evidence that white cis heteronormative men at Southwestern University are incapable of creating space for marginalized communities on campus and here’s how he doesn’t understand his privilege

[lesbian shane hollander @benjiovich]

this is the cutest shit, her smile once she realised aww 🥺

[the real hoelt secretary @StanleyMicah]

I can't believe my parents are paying this much money for the music department to waste an entire semester of my time on modal counterpoint 😒

[the real hoelt secretary @StanleyMicah]

In case anyone was wondering, I hate the city. Its a culmination of all human failures

[oli @googleearthluvr]

being a girl in your late teens is like *try to enjoy your limited youth enough* *become super aware of your hips* *wonder if your mom is actually happy or not* *feel like too much and not enough simultaneously* *be super vulnerable and regret it the next day*

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Reminders for 2020:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-VOTE!
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$18 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship
-you have a really nice butt

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

A day in the life of Elizabeth Bennet

[the real hoelt secretary @StanleyMicah]

If you don’t use a Picardy cadence is it really even Coventry Carol?

[lil e @lilyysol]

relationship ocd is a real thing and this is one of the most common intrusive thoughts ppl suffer from. awareness!!also, polyamory is a thing!