Stan

I report the news and produce content. @neareport

[Stan @StanMorris]

@IANdrewDiceClay Remember how they used to not censor Lita’s theme song for the F bombs

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@aproudamerica @Fightsriot You have bad takes and should reconsider sharing them until they get better.

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@CornellGunter_ We’ve been staring at wrestlers’ backs with a bouncing camera in MyFaction for months, now. It’s too distant, so it causes the graphics to scale down, and no one there has noticed this?

[Stan @StanMorris]

This is why we got Batman and Robin

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Young Danny was not a fan of BATMAN RETURNS. At all.

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@Be_like_legend @DavidAyerMovies Yellow

[Stan @StanMorris]

@DearS_o_n Get in the best shape of my life. Use every moment of despair as motivation to go to the gym, become my best self, and make all the people who doubted me into fools.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll stay where you always are.

[Stan @StanMorris]

My favorite Apple bug of all time that @tim_cook hasn’t noticed in his entire tenure - automatic updates that literally never work. You’ll notice the app functioning badly, go here, see no updates. But as soon as you refresh, every app ever needs updated manually.

[Stan @StanMorris]

Got a new iPhone 17 Pro Max, upgrading from a 13. Completely not worth it. Barely any improvement.

[Stan @StanMorris]

Siri is worse than ever and just stupid without any effort. I just told it to call a lawyer. It perfectly spelled his name on the screen, then called a woman with an entirely different name that I’ve not spoken to in years.

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Spider-Man 2 opens with him swinging at 400 miles per hour through the street with a stack of pizzas. He throws them 50 stories up at one point. Somehow, they’re fine.

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@IANdrewDiceClay I’ve been mad at him since Summerslam 98.

[Stan @StanMorris]

Apple’s autocorrect, which no one thought could possibly be any worse than it was before, has now been downgraded even further. For some reason, this company won’t use its (bad) AI to reach the same levels of accuracy as Microsoft Word in 1998

[Stan @StanMorris]

Winning

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

This needs to be lost forever

[Stan @StanMorris]

Imagine doing a job, failing at it, and then becoming a critic of the people who haven’t failed at it.

[Stan @StanMorris]

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @JCLayfield Did you know the streak was going to end ahead of the match at Mania XXX? Your commentary seemed as if you almost realized it was happening in the middle of the match.

[Stan @StanMorris]

@HeyHeyItsConrad @JCLayfield How did you first connect with someone at Fox News to begin appearing on their Saturday morning business block? Did they pressure you to go clean shaven, or was that just coincidentally around the time?