Stan Rizzo

Art Director at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
Artistic brain.
Sexual dynamo.
Comedic genius.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Pretty sure my head is gonna cave in. Just gonna rest my eyes for a few minutes...

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Urgh. I have the hangover from hell today.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Think I'll catch a flick tonight. "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" maybe. Could use a date. Any volunteers?

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Nah, that'll never fly. The whole idea is shit.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Maybe instead of The Stones we should try and get The Who for Heinz. Turn "My Generation" into a bean parody or something.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

@PeteCampbell_NY - Pinterest? I think maybe you should stick to accounts. Don't quit your day job!

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Watching "Where the Action Is," trying to get an idea of how to make beans 'hip.' http://t.co/1wb3mtES #madmen

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

@PeggyOlson - Don't come crying to me when he gets promoted above you. They'd rather have a Jewish guy than a woman.

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@PeteCampbell_NY - Or maybe "I am Pete Campbell, look upon my receding hairline O ye mighty, and despair."

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@PeggyOlson, wanna go get inspired? There's a peep show in Time Square. Worked for @MikeGinsburgNY.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

@MikeGinsburgNY told me about getting ideas for creative while watching a peep show. I'm thinkin about going and getting "inspired." #madmen

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@RogerSterlingNY - Smoking grass in the office? Yeah, that's terrible. Just awful. I'd never do that. Nope. Never. *cough*

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

This band that Harry got for the Heinz jingle? What a joke. I mean the whole idea is stupid but shit. Whatever, as long as I get paid...

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

@RogerSterlingNY - Bet he had something made of mohair. Art school was full of guys like that. Sweaty? I.. Yeah. Not the person to ask that.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

@RogerSterlingNY - Don't know who this @Paul_Kinsey is but he sounds like a pretentious shitbird. Was she hot at least?

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

So we've got a Jew and a black chick on staff now at SCDP. The times, they are a-changin'.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

@MikeGinsburgNY, uh. Why?

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Bet there were some horny reject groupies backstage that would put out. Wouldn't put it past Harry to pick one up. Should've got one for me.

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Don and Harry went to a Stones concert? Shit. I think I'd pay more to see them there than the actual concert itself, haha. #madmen

[Stan Rizzo @StanRizzoSCDP]

Suddenly I really want Bugles and a sundae. Weeeiiiird. #madmen