Randy Marsh 🇺🇸

Parody Account. Retired Geologist. Owner of Tegridy Farms.

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

They did in fact take our jerbs

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Foreign-born workers have accounted for more than half of U.S. labor force growth since 2007, according to analyses of BLS data.

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

You gotta be kidding me

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Watch this, as hard as it is. Many of you have been told this law enforcement officer wasn't hit by a car, wasn't being harassed, and murdered an innocent woman.

The reality is that his life was endangered and he fired in self defense.

https://t.co/IfXAAxi9Ql

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

South Park called it in 2007.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BREAKING: The Trump Administration announces the 2025-2030 Dietary Guidelines for Americans, putting REAL FOOD back at the center of health. 🇺🇸

https://t.co/tkGF01onpm

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

South Park called it 13 years ago

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Many congratulations to Jammie Booker, who has won the World’s Strongest Woman competition in Arlington, Texas. The fact Jammie is a biological male with a massive physical advantage over the actual women competing shouldn’t detract from this well-earned victory! 👏👏👏

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

This time, it wasn’t me.

[Rafael Serra @faelpontopt]

Stranger Things 5

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Columbus Day is BACK.

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

I had my channel pulled over a misunderstanding on national television. Will I be allowed back

[Updates From YouTube @UpdatesFromYT]

We've had a lot of questions about a pathway back to YouTube for some terminated creators to set up a new channel. This will be a limited pilot project that will be available to a subset of creators in addition to those channels terminated for policies that have been deprecated. More to come soon!

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

Comedy Central has taken down one of their newest episodes that mocked Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk has been quoted as saying the episode was “hilarious”

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Go Home.

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

I have to fight him, Sharon.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Pretty crazy how Travis Kelce could end Taylor Swift's career with one word right now.

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

Does parodying Obama as an Ocean 11 style master jewel thief count?

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

Thoughts on the new episode?

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

BREAKING: Chef never quit South Park

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

“I hate it when they’re mean to, Butters!”

Butters when Cartman has an idea:

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

He has risen for the 27th season

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

Nicccce

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Michigan school teacher had sex with 16-year-old boy & told her co-worker, prosecutor says