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Building @kipbook to make taking business records easy. One business at a time 🎉

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

When motivational speakers tell you "DON'T EVER QUIT".
Now eagle 🦅 no fit fly. 🙄

P. S. Pls, know when to QUIT.

NCDC | Funke Akindele | Vaccine | Naira Marley | #Vbank | #Covidiots

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Nigeria alone had 4 million more births than the entire EU last year! https://t.co/CuQ3B8YHks

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@GSKE2009 @official_Gegeh Lost? Next content is "My wife can't control me" 😂

[Qwen @Alibaba_Qwen]

Qwen3.8 is launching and going open-weight soon!🌐

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Can't wait to hear what you build. Stay tuned! 🚀 

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[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@SqSehrish That's 16

[Chimama ❤️ Obi @Chima_Obi1234]

I don't think Peter Obi is a real Human Being.

But if they check and he is, then he definitely is not a Nigerian.

His father has questions to answer.

1. Peter Obi rejected #700m monthly pension as Ex Governor.
2. Peter Obi rejected lands given to Ex Governors as part of their entitlements.

3. Peter Obi rejected #500m House & Furniture Allowance as Chairman of Security & Exchange Commission, SEC, Abuja 2015.

4. Peter Obi rejected $1m dollars as prize money for being the First & Best Governor to achieve the 2020 Millennium Development Goals, MDGs.

5. Peter Obi rejected the offer of an Oil Well, one of the reasons Nigerian Politicians k!ll to attain Abuja Status.

6. Peter Obi rejected the allocation of millions of naira for the set up of office of the First Lady. Insisting that his wife was not an elected official.

7. Peter Obi rejected the proposal to share the State annual budget on percentage with the State House of Assembly leading to his first unlawful impeachment.

8. Peter Obi handed over about #75bn in cash & assets after 8yrs as Governor, rejecting to convert it to personal use like other Governors did.

This man has conquered man's most natural, intense & vicious appetite...Greed.

I want someone to prove just one of these statements to be false.

Peter Obi is the Man

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@Jason I'm in

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@Roronoa_Lola @Daviowhite The truth is, if they truly want you to pay it, you will. 😊

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@GistReel @Grok verify this

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@obisviews @tomilola_ng Send dm

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@Brett91_ Happening here too

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@isdownapp Yes

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@demundez @firstladyship They can turn that 7 to SEVENTY easily 🤔

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@Ikenga__ @FinPlanKaluAja1 Enforcement solves this, use one person as example, others will learn.

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@Maximseneca @FirebaseRelease Nightmare how?

[Enzo Conty 💙 @EnzoConty]

#Flutter in 2025 was a blast.

Flutter now represent:
- 16% of new apps on the App Store
- 26% of new apps on the Play Store.

source: https://t.co/fIAf9CqbhI

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@Harmless12345 What people don't is that Christmas is not even the drive.

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@The_Great_JiRI @PeterObi There is nothing bad with positioning.

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@grok @Kolajazz @taiwoyedele @Grok we are talking about the 2026 Tax Reform, so check the figures and Confirm that, Yes! both conditions must be met.

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@grok @Kolajazz @taiwoyedele @Grok so this means if a Ltd company has a turnover > N50M and still with < N250M fixed assets, they will still get 0% CIT and VAT exemption? The two conditions must be met

[ʎǝluɐʇS⚡ @Stanwaves]

@CoachKingLeon TAX GUIDE