Kalen Stapp

Work hard and be nice.

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

if i say “i’ll let u know” just enjoy ur night

[BigGarfFan37 @BigGarfFan37]

This is still one of my favorite interactions I’ve had on this site.
#Garfield

[James @CaucasianJames]

once u graduate college u just don’t see 2 guys throwing a frisbee around anymore

[booby hill @stinkyoldhag]

it should be illegal to have to work if you literally just so sleepy

[beautiful sexy silly baby girl @Queeeeeeeeenie]

Speak for yourself uggo, we’re sexy where I’m from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

the chokehold “give him his glasses! He can’t see without his GLASSES!” had on children of my generation

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

love the day after your period ends when u wake up and u want to live and u have so many ideas about how to improve this country's roads and bridges

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

My buddy with Apple Music checked himself into a mental hospital this morning

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I don’t know who decided restaurants would serve bread before meals but I would like to find that person and give them a big sloppy kiss on the mouth

[WesBook12 @WesBook12]

This is me at Hibachi when they start flipping shrimp at people….🤣

[Pigpen @MasonWills]

Hot Panini is in big trouble

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around