Green-Eyed GreensKeeper

Medically retired Green Beret | Dev consultant | keeper of the green | fix your divot or else

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Played in my first charity pro-am yesterday at Meridian Valley country club. They like to host American Lake Veteran golf course and help us raise the money to keep it running.

Great time but 6 person groups for 6 hours was a loooong round.

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@EndWokeness There’s a fight between people funding the honorable cause of saving Americans from themselves and funding unnecessary foreign wars.

Remove our emotions and the clear answer is try to save ourselves.

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@RichBangGlf @KornFerryTour @BMWCharityProAm @RogerSteeleJr Go to church

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@WeaponOutfitter Looks worse than the peq-16.

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@ryanmouquegolf Realized today that my right hand grip has gotten super weak for my swing. Feels awkward pointing that v to my right shoulder again.

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@engineeringolf @WoodysHoodie Had an awesome chance to get fitted by the taylormade folks a few days back and it’s wild the tweaks they can do to.

I was having the highest spin ever and they got it down about 30%

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@price_dominie @Asst_to_the_RM It’s way too early to read that weirdo’s self-inflicted retardation.

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@braxton_mccoy I’ve lived in San Francisco but was raised in the Central Valley. My ‘real cali’ is a dust swept pecan farm my papa fixed tractors on.

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@DocStrangelove2 Pretty neat.

.001% team guys/pros put anything in their trigger guards other than a trigger.

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@scottsteineman @NUCLRGOLF @joenuge Tough call but it’s the correct one.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Tough break for the golfers. Still have to play the ball as it lies. Those are the rules. I didn’t write em.

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@spiritussystems @WeaponOutfitter You can do everything right and still get killed.

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@LucasBotkin And game devs still can’t figure out how to give slings to rifles without breaking the game.

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@JMUSPatriot @RonaldBull405 The nicest group of bros at my gym are Indian. Smiles, no shouting, no BO. Just bros

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@TheBuddyCSM This stuff is so outdated.

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@wayofftheres @OfAthenry Right against the frame also. That’s a one and done door.

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Billy the Kid is trending. I don’t know so many people were aware of harland Williams’ loss. RIP Billy

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@TaylorMadeGolf @collin_morikawa @GrantHorvatGolf I’ll see you at Meridian Valley country club tomorrow for a fitting!!

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@ParAide Half of our crews are busted and we don’t have repair kits. 😔

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@GolfChannel Yes

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@ControlledPairs @atl_flaneur Of the two ways to move laterally, the ‘cross-cross gay sauce’ is preferable to the ‘crab walk ballet shuffle’.

Both are better than the fuddy duddy tank turret lumbar twister.

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@hthieblot Also strong bad

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@hthieblot Hamster dance