Reza Davoodi

You probably know who I am... if not, welcome to the shitshow

[Reza Davoodi @StarklyAlive]

Fuck it, perpendicular parking

[Aʟʙᴇʀᴛo @AlberrtoRM2]

Acabo de discutir con mi novia para que me mande a dormir esta noche al sofá.

- Brasil - Marruecos a las 00:00h
- Haití - Escocia a las 03:00h
- Australia - Turquía a las 06:00h

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Mexico goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa responds to Cristiano Ronaldo’s claim that the World Cup is just a ‘seven-game tournament’ ahead of Mexico’s clash with South Africa:

“Seven-game tournament? That’s like calling Mount Everest a short walk because it only takes one climb.

Cristiano can say whatever he wants, but the World Cup is the one stage where football stops being a sport and becomes history. Billions watch. Nations stop. Generations remember.

And let’s be honest, these comments didn’t appear from nowhere. Funny how the tournament became ‘just seven games’ after Messi lifted the trophy. Before that, every great player dreamed of touching it. After Messi won it, suddenly it’s being treated like a weekend cup competition.

The World Cup is football’s crown jewel. You don’t shrink the crown because someone else wears it.

Some trophies decorate a career; the World Cup defines eras. That’s why people still talk about Maradona, Pelé, Zidane, and now Messi through their World Cup moments.

If the World Cup is only seven games, then why do legends spend twenty years chasing those seven games?

To me, this sounds less like analysis and more like a man arguing with his own shadow. The trophy he couldn’t catch is now being measured with a smaller ruler.

Ronaldo is one of the greatest players ever. But when you call the World Cup a seven-game tournament, it feels like sour grapes served in a golden cup.”

[McK @Ck365K]

25 yaşında sabahlamak / 15 yaşında sabahlamak

[Faisal Alhendi | فيصل الهندي @faisal1alhendi]

ما هي الذكرى التي لن تنساها من مونديال قطر 2022؟ 🏆🇶🇦

#كأس_العالم | 🎙️#فيصل_الهندي

[H @Interstellar_HG]

Qatar at NO point banned gays from entering their country.

They just said, public display of affection between anyone including straight people was frowned upon.

The US is systematically targeting anyone that isn't white.

Not a single peep from those anti-Qatar activist 👍

[Elian @Elian3124]

Esto es como si el barça perdiera contra la masia

[Rayquasa @rayquasa111]

*El atletico de madrid rechaza la oferta del barcelona por Julián*

La subtrama de Deco y Julián:

[محمد بن زايد @MohamedBinZayed]

I extend my warmest congratulations to my brothers, the Rulers of the Emirates, our family in the UAE, and Muslims around the world on the occasion of Eid Al-Fitr. We remain confident that our region will overcome its current challenges, and that the UAE, through its strength, resilience, and the loyalty and unity of its people, will continue to advance towards a peaceful and prosperous future.

[محمد بن زايد @MohamedBinZayed]

To all those who call the UAE home and guests in our beloved nation.

The UAE places its security and the protection of all citizens, residents, and visitors at the very top of its priorities. With God’s grace, the UAE is fully prepared to confront these threats.

I extend my deepest appreciation to our brave armed forces, our committed security services, and all national institutions and teams working tirelessly to keep our country safe. They represent the highest standards of readiness and cooperation. We are truly proud of them.

I would also like to underscore my sincere gratitude for the awareness shown by our community of Emiratis and our resident brothers and sisters, partners in this nation, who have expressed their genuine love and loyalty to the UAE through both words and actions. In the UAE, everyone is Emirati through their love for this land and their contributions to it.

May God have mercy on the victims and grant the injured a speedy recovery. With God’s blessing, the UAE—the land of Zayed—will remain strong in its unity, steadfast in defending its sovereignty, and steadily advancing towards the future.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🗣️❗️Thierry Henry in 2022: “All European clubs fear Real Madrid, and Real Madrid fears Barcelona.”

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

🥳🙌

[Reza Davoodi @StarklyAlive]

@FCYildiiz Morata-The money laundering scheme

[Reza Davoodi @StarklyAlive]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Day!!!!

[Mustafa @MKFtbl]

@careem as a Careem+ user for years (it claims ‘Priority Support’ which I haven’t received now) & overall active user for at almost 10 years on the same number, I’m extremely disappointed to report that I have received near ZERO support regarding a serious ride issue
#Careem

[Reza Davoodi @StarklyAlive]

@MKFtbl @careem Expected better from @CareemUAE ...

[Reza Davoodi @StarklyAlive]

@rouvelous The kids cause he'll be feeding them

[Reza Davoodi @StarklyAlive]

@ClashofClans @db3_tip #QVP29U2P0

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how soft you gotta be to be offended by RUSH HOUR

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

[Dutchy Patrick @DutchyPatrick]

It’s so confusing…