🌠Starla Haze🌠

The 'Golden Girl' of Burlesque. Performer, aerialist, writer, hedonist. PhD. Sex positive feminist. NOT a porn producer.

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Always fun to find yourself quoted in an academic text, but completely misrepresented. Apparently I'm a "Porn Producer". News to me!

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@AlfieOrdinary @misterjoeblack An absolute travesty

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Damn, I miss a good dirty Techno night...

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@AnneGaviola An awful 80s B-movie horror called Offerings. A deranged man takes revenge on a bunch of his classmates, then sends their body parts to his childhood crush as gifts.

To this day, I look under the bed before I go to sleep because of this scene at 1.30:

https://t.co/Uvw622ms2n

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@rosieauthor @TheChristie @AlyFell @TheChristieNHS Happy birthday, you fabulous Queen! 😘

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@ChickAndTheDead Red wine in my house. Lots and lots of red wine!

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

#Burlesque folx, observe the correct procedure for glove removal during a pandemic! 😉 #COVIDー19 #coronavirus

[furrygirl @furrygirl]

Gloves are an accessible, effective, cheap form of PPE (personal protective equipment), but I've seen so many people removing gloves incorrectly and contaminating their hands by touching the dirty outside. I made a 30 second video showing how to remove gloves safely. #coronavirus

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Never thought my Bubonic Balloon Pop would be topical... 😕

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

So, I've been locked out of my @facebook account after resetting my password. I reset it because I suddenly had new unrecognised friends notifications. The ONLY option FB gives me to get back into my account? Collecting access codes from a bunch of "friends" I don't know 🤦‍♀️ 😡

[Dirty Martini @Dirtymartininyc]

Here's some rare #goodnews in the news! The antiquated 1926 NYC "Cabaret Law" has been repealed!… https://t.co/HUNGmhi51y

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@VictoriaOB_ The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula Le Guin

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@tenebroustales @Brianmcnair @Routledge_Socio Hmmm... Something clearly went amiss with the copy editor/review process here!

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

@Brianmcnair Though you got it right on p.103... Perhaps an update to your introduction is in order?

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Nice to see that you've done your research @Brianmcnair - I mean, all you needed to do was read my twitter bio. #burlesque https://t.co/1CM5WUqq99

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Always fun to find yourself quoted in an academic text, but completely misrepresented. Apparently I'm a "Porn Producer". News to me!

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Just came across these, and now I MUST have a pair to complement my rat pasties for my Bubonic Balloon Pop!

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Help @NationalUglyMug reach their £800 target for #sexworkersafety & #donate : https://t.co/X0ZaAxRjV8 #stigmakills @bmagnanti @whorephobia

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

12 Alternatives To The London Burlesque Festival 2014 : http://t.co/8VpgLd8Ee3 @TheDoubleRClub tops my list! ;)

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

#Fetish wear in the 1920s looked a hell of a lot like fetish wear now... http://t.co/0hysAQzY3f @MCheesecake

[🌠Starla Haze🌠 @StarlaHaze]

Why yes, I have a rather gory pestilence themed Bubonic Balloon Pop... @BartsPathology @BanburyCross @AvaIscariot @KhandieKhisses #burlesque