Keyser Söze

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?"

The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.

[Keyser Söze @starring_MS]

Amenshi yena? Ali panga umu guys 🙏

[Kane @KaneWWE]

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

Acceptance

[Keyser Söze @starring_MS]

Sometimes I understand why Suarez was biting people

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

If a developer says:
I’ll fix it in 1 hour.

Just believe them.

No need to send a follow-up in every 3 hours.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

The person who refused to let me ride his bicycle back in 2015 has now bought a GLE.

The scoreboard is now 2–0 💔😭😂😂

[David @dqveed]

COMMAS AREN’T PEOPLE

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Start bragging immediately

[Keyser Söze @starring_MS]

How I found myself in Finance sometimes still shocks me

[Khera @Kheramahira21]

abbreviation is such a long word for what it means

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

We're more invested in the failure of Arsenal

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Honestly just trying to make it to Friday.

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

No company listens to its customers like Toyota….from farmers to terrorists, it will make a car to meet your needs.

[Average Daddy @andyzee2]

Comparison is the thief of joy

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Behold, the attachment.

[KELLYᴀɢᴍ🌴 @kellyagmmm]

mom: turn off the ps5 and let it rest for once.

the fridge since 2016: