Danni

@ me if you want to donate to my pug fund.

[Danni @StarringDanni]

Sometimes I lay on the floor with my cat in solidarity.

[Danni @StarringDanni]

Me when I hear @imogenheap playing in the restaurant:

[Danni @StarringDanni]

The bell toll that is happening sends an ominous feeling through the court room. #DrivingSchoolWithDanni

[Danni @StarringDanni]

There are approximately 25 of us in here, and this girl just popped her back in a “you could hear a pin drop” quiet type of room. #DrivingSchoolWithDanni

[Danni @StarringDanni]

I have driving school today because ya girl got a speeding ticket a couple months back. Get ready for a live tweet if possible. I’ll *definitely* be back.

[mikey @hebaddie]

2016: gay????

2017: gay.

2018: gayer

2019: gayest

[Danni @StarringDanni]

When babe tells you to “sleep like a princess,” but you have questions.

[Danni @StarringDanni]

I accidentally said “bitchin” in front of 33 seventh graders today. How are you guys?

[Danni @StarringDanni]

You know it’s a good day when you go online to check what homework you’ve procrastinated only to find out there’s nothing assigned for the week 👊🏼🙏🎉😏

[Danni @StarringDanni]

How are we the cutest thing I’ve ever seen?

[Danni @StarringDanni]

@thatging007 Girl is debilitating. I can’t breathe. Send help.

[cleo @kakyoink]

tumblr reminded me of the sarah help me video so now i must remind the rest of you of how fucking hilarious it is

[Danni @StarringDanni]

Me listening to Hailey talk about football

[The Dodo @dodo]

Watch this baby tortoise hatch from his egg and open his eyes for the very first time 🐢💕

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pugsley. He lost control of his rubber duck. Happens to the best of us. 13/10 my thoughts are with him

[Danni @StarringDanni]

I’m so bored.

[Danni @StarringDanni]

Just waited in the drive thru line at McDonald’s for 20 minutes (ya know, you’re too committed to leave). We get up to order and the guy says, “um...I’m sorry to say that we’re closed bc I don’t have enough people to run the store.”

OH OK WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF US???