Three Charming Guys

Childe:🐋
Billy:⭐️
Sampo:🐍 (Mostly at this point)

Written by #Warmun

#AKRP #MVRP #ZZZRP #GIRP #HSRRP

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

Because sometimes, just one, is not enough.

A multimuse account of Billy, Sampo and Billy Kid

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

I exist.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

@TrashandTravels Yes.

(All of them in this case)

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

Yawns.

(Explodes)

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

Falls out of a vent.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

". . .I mean, it wasn't meant for you to pick it up. . ."

Whistling, acting completely innocent.

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

"Hey!"

Now soaking wet and greatly displeased, she looks at him like a disgruntled cat.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

"Well. . ."

And it goes off. . .shooting a ray of water at the Trailblazer.

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

"Stop taking prank advice from Sparkle."

Reaching into his jacket pocket, she pulls out an old fashioned alarm clock.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

[Faster ticking]

"Oh, you think I am joking?~"

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

Very funny, "darling".

[Giving a knowing smirk, she'd press a kiss to the merc's cheek.]

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

Making me explode again, dear.

[Cue a fake ticking sound]

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

[Wrapping her arms around him from behind.]

Maybe just a bit. Though I'd argue your co-workers are way sillier.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

I am just a bit silly.

[Daily Sampostelle 💣🌟 @SampelleDaily]

Good morning! 😭💕

#sampostelle

[Daily Sampo 🌹💣 (40 wishes) @dailysampo]

I wish for Hoyo to let us be nice to Sampo in Planarcadia…

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

. . .I am suprised that we will make it to a bed this time, admittedly.

[Grabbing her hand and walking off]

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

Yeah.

[Nuzzling her face into his neck.]

Lead the way, handsome.~

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

. . .well then. . .

your room?

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

Hee hee...~✨

Nah, only teasing, I'll be gentle, I promise.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

This time???

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

Pff-

Nah. I'll be gentle, I promise.

...

This time. ✨

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

. . .my pelvis will be broken again, right?

. . .or will you not decide to make me suffer today?

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

[Grinning at that, she'd let out a chuckle, holding him just as tight.]

...You know...

Even if it's not possible physically, it definitely wouldn't hurt to try, like you said.~

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

I love you too. . .my dear trashdiver. . .

[With a heavy sigh, Sampo would tightly hug Stelle. . .just enjoying her warmth]

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

Heh. Touché....

[Lifting her head, she would lean in just enough to peck at his chin.

Maybe, she thought, at least trying for children wouldn't hurt. But that could wait.]

I love you, Sampo.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

. . .glad we are on the same page there, it makes things easier. . .

And easier to talk about. . .

[Giving his usual dopey smile]

Communication is important, can't make a good deal without it~

[And let the charmeur give her a wink. . .for free]

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

You didn't.

I guess it is still just kind of a sensitive topic for me.

[Placing her hand over his, Stelle would let her head rest on his shoulder, eyes closing themselves.]

...It doesn't hurt to try. Or to even be eager about it. I'm glad you want to.

I want kids too.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

Worst case I mean. . .if it doesn't work in anyway for us to. . .you know.

[With a sigh, he stepped closer. . .patting the Trailblazer's shoulder]

. . .sorry for ruining our flirt.

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

How's that worst case? Some of the kids in the underworld could really use good parents.

[Taking note of his disappointment, she'd look off to the side, visibly depressed.]

Oh.

...Yeah, I guess that only makes sense. Sorry I wasn't made with that purpose in mind.

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

. . .maybe a. . .little?

Really. . .worst case we could adopt though. . .

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

Even as a joke you tend to bring it up a lot.

....

Are you sure it doesn't bother you? The fact we can't have kids?

[Three Charming Guys @StarSilverRain]

You mentioned it to me before, dear.

So why would I think you were joking about it? . . .admittedly, I could have chosen a better 'punchline'

[˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @galacticbatter_]

...No, I meant about me not being able to get pregnant. Not the fact you were joking about kissing.